MasterCraft Puns

A list of puns related to "MasterCraft"

I tell my son: One does not simply become a dad and start telling great jokes,

One who is master at his craft is selected sexually by women to become the father.

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👤︎ u/leyline
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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My friend Izzy wanted to furnish her new apartment, so I took her to furniture store owned by 3 carpenters, all named Paul.

Two of them were still apprentices and learning the trade, but the third was a master at the craft and was also my friend. They were currently busy in the workshop working on a set of great wooden letters which spelled "BEAST". "Is your friend Paul the one working on the misshapen B?" Izzy asked. "Nope, that's not him.", I replied. "So is it the one working on the crooked E?"she responded. "Most certainly not!" I answered. I finally saw him and exclaimed, "On ST is the best Paul, Izzy!"

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👤︎ u/TheLastJoe
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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