I'm a grown man and this movie made me cry. Just watch it.

If you have any of either you don't want, pm me. Full/almost full bottles preferred but I'd probably take anything.

Thanks!

I'll go first:

Thor Buttockth

Lisa Hooker

Willy OrWon'ty

Ivana Jackov

Candice Bishgoaway

Alec Baldguy

Luke Ma No Hans

Caesar Sally

Gloria Hole

General Malaise

Payda Piper

Jimmy Jongas

Seymour Badonkadonk

Tugonma Gazongas

Mary Butunhappy

Prince Duke King

Wanda Y. That is

Tasteful Spanking

Amanda Holdmetight

Anita Dakok

Dakota Fanny

Arthur Anyquestions

Buzz Shiteyear

Rogue GirlScout

Wazzup Witdat

Jesus O'Suburbia

Gladys ProblemSolved

Gaye Forsure

Juan Twothreefour

Howard Fortunate

Some of you may call it the Mandela Effect due to the activist Nelson Mandela. And I can see why this has happened.

You see, in my universe he died in 1978 on Robben Island. But you probably remember him becoming South Africa's president.

Let's list a few examples and see what universe you're from.

In mine, Freddy Mercury sang "of the world" at the end of We Are The Champion. But in yours, he probably didn't. That kinda sucks.

Was it sex and the city or sex in the city?

What about the odor killer Fabreezer? Or was it Febreeze, or Febreze? Depending on what universe you're from it could be one of them. Mine was the former.

C3P0, named after George Lucas's postcode, had a silver leg in my universe to complete his golden body. But in yours he was all gold.

The Monopoly Man wore a monocle in mine. But not in yours.

In 1932 American aviator Charles Lindbergh's 20-month-old son was kidnapped. I remember the event as a cold case, to this day, but according to your Wikipedia, the toddler’s body was found a little more than two months after the initial kidnapping took place.

The Flinstones, was The Flinstones, not The Flintstones.

In the Tom Hanks film, Big, I remember the ending being in a classroom with the lady Susan sitting by him. Meaning she wished on the fortune machine. But apparently that never happened.

Was yours Cruella DeVil or Cruella Deville?

Was it: Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get" or life was like a box of chocolates?

Looney Toons not Looney Tunes

John Paul 1st made Mother Teresa a saint in 1992, not in 2016 by Pope Francis.

Darth Vader said, “Luke, I am your father," not “No, I am your father.”

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?” That's correct, right? But now it's, “Magic mirror on the wall…”

Now this one is weird. While most people die one or twice in the different universes, Actor Abe Vigoda died over 30 times in different universes, depending on what universe you're from, it could be anywhere from 1986 through to 2016.

Who remembers chartreuse⁠ being a lovely shade of pink? No? Do you know it as green? Ah ha.

Did Henry the eighth have six wives or eight? In my universe he had eight. Catherine of Aragon, Anna bolyn, Mary Bolyn, Jane Seymour, Elizabeth Crew, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr.

Your universe has 50 states in America. In mine there were 52.

There are many more that I can't list due to the limit of words, but I think yo

So, I've been doing these kinds of posts for some years now, every time I reach a new milestone in my musical theatre journey. I started listening to Cast Recordings about three years ago, as I realized that I loved musical theatre but was unable to see most shows with my own eyes. (I live in Mexico, where we rarely get musicals and, if we do, they are translated)

I make this post for those who think that they are unable to enjoy musical theatre from afar. Look where I've come, by just listening to the Cast Recordings! My recommendation is to pay attention to the lyrics. If a musical does its job well, the story will live in its lyrics. It doesn't hurt to check out the Wikipedia page for some guidance. If you can, reading the script along with the cast recording gives a more rounded experience.

I have compiled every musical I've listened to in a list, wherein I also list my favorite songs from the score. Feel free to recommend any more shows, I'm always on the lookout! Also, you can use this as a way to find your next favorite musical!

1. Into The Woods - Prologue or On the Steps of the Palace
2. Oklahoma! - Oh, What a Beautiful Morning! or Oklahoma or The Surrey With The Fringe On Top
3. Sunday In The Park With George - Title Song or It's Hot Up Here
4. Passion - Happiness
5. Heathers - Dead Girl Walking
6. Dear Evan Hansen - Good For You
7. Avenue Q - The Internet is for Porn or There's a Fine, Fine Line
8. Be More Chill - More Than Survive
9. Spring Awakening - The Bitch Of Living or Touch Me
10. Wicked - Defying Gravity or Popular or No Good Deed or The Wizard and I
11. Something Rotten! - Hard To Be The Bard or Right Hand Man or A Musical
12. The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee - The I Love You Song
13. Waitress - She Used To Be Mine or What Baking Can Do or When He Sees Me
14. The Book of Mormon - I Believe
15. The Phantom of the Opera - The Phantom of the Opera or Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again
16. Merrily We Roll Along - Old Friends or Not A Day Goes By or Opening Doors
17. Falsettos - I'm Breaking Down or A Day In Falsettoland
18. The Last Five Years - Moving Too Fast or A Summer in Ohio
19. Matilda The Musical - Miracle or Revolting Children
20. Mean Girls - World Burn
21. Hairspray - It Takes Two or You Can't Stop The Beat
22. 36 Questions - For The Record or We Both
23. Legally Blonde The Musical - So Much Better
24. Les Misérables - On My Own or One Day More!
25. Kinky Boots

EDIT: Well it's been fun. Got a scary amount of angry and threatening DMs, along with every comment I made being brigaded with downvotes instantly. If you ever post a comment and it instantaneously goes to -10+ downvotes within 30 seconds of posting it, that's a strong sign that it's unnatural and you're being brigaded by people who are paid to do so. It's clear that this subreddit is compromised and completely ruined, and if you value your sanity it's probably best to hang elsewhere if you want to discuss JRE rationally with a community of actual supporters, instead of the endless horde of triggered lunatics that are ready to pounce on your COVID wrong think and defend big pharma's honor above all else. Reddit as a whole is so far gone, and if Aaron Schwartz were alive today, he'd be ashamed of what you've done to this place.

**If you hate Joe and his podcast this much, why don't you just go somewhere else like topmindsofreddit or some other cringe sub full of lunatics that do nothing but hate? What keeps you here? Rational criticism is one thing and that's okay, but that's not what's happening here AT ALL. These people viscerally hate joe and JRE, and they spend all there time here bitching and moaning about every little thing he says, mass downvoting anything that counters the narratives on COVID, while blindly defending literal criminals at the same time and virtue signaling about how you're such a good person for letting them experimentally inject you. You treat science like a religion instead of a process of asking questions and discerning evidence, and you put these labcoats on an infallible pedestal and ignore all the prior lies, corruption, inversion, and outright fraud they've peddled as fact. Your behavior and worldview about this entire COVID ordeal checks every single box for being in a cult. No amount of evidence or reason will ever change your mind. You have been baptized into a religion and you can't leave without admitting that you were naive, childish, ideological, and wrong. At some point in the next few years we're going to get some leaked emails, declassified docs, FOIA docs, etc, and it will become abundantly clear what the purpose of COVID was, and that it had nothing to do with your health or wellbeing. I'm sure many of you will pretend that you were on the right side of history, but the internet never forgets. You were complicit with overt crimes and allowed them to continue through your blind support, and that makes you just

Part 1

If I had asked myself a decade ago what I could envision myself doing for a living, I would have daydreamed up a few things that any God-fearing greasy guy like me would have liked to do—truck driver, pawn shop dealer, maybe one of those bowling alley guys who shined the ball real nice until they could see their double chin reflected in the marbled surface. I was a simple guy who liked simple things.

There were times throughout the years of my working in Antarctica when I would lay awake at night in my cramped little barracks, two other guys snoring and farting in unison around me like a symphony, and I would indulge in a little self-pity. I would stare up at the smoke detector in the dark and watch the light flash, and my eyes would start to water. Why did I come down here? Boo-hoo, Beau Nugget. But then my mind would be on a roll, and for just a moment, I would teeter on what felt like the edge of insanity.

Why would anyone give up Bloody Marys with those little celery sticks in ‘em for this? Or privacy when you’re trying to take a blessed shit and read a magazine in peace? Or a one-night stand at the Waffle House bathroom down the interstate with a lady you never have to meet again, or those pretty leaves that turn all sorts of colours when you’re taking the trash out and you see a nice fall sunset and everything smells crisp…

This was one of those times—problem was, I sure as shit wasn’t trying to fall asleep in the dark. I was standing knee-deep in snow, my toes and hands completely numb, staring at my boss who was screaming like a man with his dick caught in his fly.

How’d I end up in this shitty mess?

No idea, Beau Nugget.

Jerry’s body jerked backwards, and all two hundred and fifty pounds of him tumbled back out of the doorway of the Comms Mod and straight on top of Rusty. The poor kid didn’t even have a chance to back up before Jerry slammed into him with all his weight and sent them both tumbling into the snow. Rusty’s scream was cut off by a sharp whooooof! as the wind was knocked out of him.

Paul and I stood rooted where we were, wanting to help Jerry up to see what the hell he was yelling about—but we were unable to. I could tell Paul was as petrified as I was, and we stayed frozen in place. We were both looking at the same thing straight ahead.

The doorway to the Comms Mod was still open, door swaying sharply with each gu

I am a longtime reader of Philippa Gregory and a history teacher. I know that she flubs the history or completely makes things up and while it makes me grit my teeth, I can get over it.

But seriously, what I can't get over is her insane obsession with incest. That's what makes things bad for me, like wtf is her deal with incest? Let's take it apart piece by piece:

1. The Other Boleyn Girl: George Boleyn is frequently depicted as intimately kissing both Mary and Anne Boleyn and then it's heavily, heavily implied that he has sex with Anne, his own sister.
2. The Boleyn Inheritance: It is implied that Anne of Cleves brother has a sexual interest in her and likes to see her whipped because he gets sexual pleasure from it. Also, a 16 year old Katherine Howard tries seducing a 60 year old Thomas Howard, her UNCLE.
3. The Queen's Fool: Teenage Elizabeth has a relationship with 40 year old Thomas Seymour, her step-father. I know it doesn't really count but it infuriates me that PG blames it on Elizabeth being a "whore" and not Seymour, who should be a mature man at 40.
4. Constant Princess: Henry VIII is instantly in love with Catherine of Aragon, despite being 10 years old, and the biggest attraction of all is that his brother Arthur had her first.
5. The White Queen/Cousin's War Series: Isabel Neville and George and Anne Neville and Richard III are all first cousins who marry which, while it could be excused, Richard III also has a sexual thing with his niece. Like wtf, the Hapsburgs and their incest are only an ocean away and we know it's a seriously bad idea when nieces and uncles get together romantically, so PG why would you do this? Are you blind to what happens when uncles-nieces reproduce together?
6. Wideacre Trilogy: This one takes the cake for me. You have a brother and a sister having sex and reproducing two kids: a boy and a girl. Then, those two incest kids get together and reproduce again, leading to another daughter. And nobody has any mental issues despite being the product of 2 generations of brother-sister incest.

I don't care how hot it is, I cannot get past the close incest. Like, at least 4 books have cases with brother-sister incest. Has PG ever had a sibling? Cause I do and my husband does and most people with sibling's I talk to could not stand them long enough to form some kind of romantic interest in them. In my experience, nobody gets you to crazy rage faster than a sibling does.

Why is she so interested in incest?

1. 1984 by George Orwell
2. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
3. Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
4. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
5. All the President’s Men by Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward
6. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
7. An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
8. And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
9. Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
10. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
11. The Archidamian War by Donald Kagan
12. The Armies of the Night: History as a Novel, the Novel as a History by Norman Mailer
13. The Art of Fiction by Henry James
14. The Art of Living by Epictetus
15. The Art of War by Sun Tzu
16. As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
17. Atonement by Ian McEwan
18. Autobiography of a Face by Lucy Grealy
19. The Awakening by Kate Chopin
20. Babe by Dick King-Smith
21. Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi
22. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress by Dai Sijie
23. Bambi: A Life in the Woods by Felix Salten
24. Bel Canto by Ann Patchett
25. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
26. Beloved by Toni Morrison
27. Beowulf by Anonymous
28. The Bhagavad Gita by Anonymous
29. The Bielski Brothers: The True Story of Three Men Who Defied the Nazis, Built a Village in the Forest, and Saved 1200 Jews by Peter Duffy
30. Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel
31. A Bolt from the Blue and Other Essays by Mary McCarthy
32. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
33. Brick Lane by Monica Ali
34. Brigadoon by Alan Jay Lerner
35. [Candide](https://amzn.to/34jc

Men wonder why women should be a part of certain jobs. It's not right that even to this day Ann Boleyn is made out to be seductress and it's not common knowledge that she helped pass legislation that was supposed to help unemployed people. That is defiantly deliberate.

https://time.com/5739697/anne-boleyn-biography-women-history/

As the second wife of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn was one of the most powerful women in the world in the 16th century. In fact, Henry’s desire to annul his first marriage to Katherine of Aragon so he could pursue Anne is widely credited as a key factor leading to England’s astounding break with the Roman Catholic Church in 1533. Even so, her peers at the Tudor court didn’t hold back when it came to their ideas about her. Contemporary descriptions of Boleyn painted her as a seductress, as power-hungry, and even as a witch with six fingers who enchanted the king.

And those descriptions stuck.

For hundreds of years, Anne Boleyn’s bad reputation has run throughout both conventional historical narratives and popular depictions of this time period. And there’s been no shortage of them: The story of the woman who had been Henry’s queen for only three years before he ordered her beheading in 1536, on charges of treason, has retained public interest — look no further than the film The Other Boleyn Girl, in which Natalie Portman portrays Boleyn as a scheming temptress, or the television series Wolf Hall, featuring Claire Foy’s Anne as part of an ambitious and social-climbing family.

But for historian Hayley Nolan, those portrayals of Boleyn raised several unanswered questions.

“I wanted to get to the truth of why and how Henry could do that to Anne,” says Nolan. “Then in researching him, I discovered that everything we’ve been told about Anne is not the truth.”

Nolan’s new book, Anne Boleyn: 500 Years of Lies, is part biography and part historical exposé, challenging the conventional sources often used to explore Boleyn’s life while highlighting the queen’s humanitarian, religious and political efforts.

Many popular histories paint Boleyn as setting her sights on Henry in pursuit of power, and the king making the ultimate sacrifice for love in choosing to break with Rome in order to wed her. Much has been made of the love letters Henry VIII wrote to her. Although undated, the surviving letters of their correspondence (only Henry’s remain; Boleyn’s have not survived) are thought to span almost three years.

As Nolan’s account makes

I see Meri's double as Catherine of Aragon, Henry's first wife who bore him just one child (Mary I/Bloody Mary) and who he eventually divorced for Anne Boleyn.

Robyn is either Anne Boleyn, the seductive, dark-haired young woman who Henry fell in love with, divorced his wife for, and threw the kingdom into chaos over by breaking with the Roman Catholic Church because the pope wouldn't grant him a divorce from Catherine.

OR

She's Jane Seymour, who he married almost immediately after Anne's execution, and who was said to be his favourite wife. She bore him his first son (King Edward VI) and died shortly after from postnatal complications. (King Solomon, anyone?)

I see Christine's double as being Anne of Cleves, Henry's fourth wife. Henry agreed to marry her after hearing good things about her and liking her portrait, but when he met her in person he thought she was unattractive and he didn't want to have sex with her. This recalls Kody saying he didn't have a physical connection with Christine, and actually suggesting that she was repulsive to him. Eventually, instead of divorce, the marriage was annulled, which is something similar to what Kody and Christine are experiencing right now as they aren't legally married.

Janelle's natural double in my mind is Catherine Parr, Henry's final wife, who outlived him. She had been previously married as well. She had a good relationship with Henry's children and encouraged Henry to pass the Third Succession Act, which legally restored them as heirs. She was also said to be sensible, pragmatic, and devout.

Thoughts?!

All times E.S.T.

TUE 01

(12:30AM) Confession (1937/1h 27m/Drama/Joe May)

(2:15AM) The House on 56th Street (1933/1h 8m/Drama/Robert Florey)

(3:30AM) Mary Stevens, M.D. (1933/1h 12m/Drama/Lloyd Bacon)

(5:00AM) In Name Only (1939/1-h 42m/Drama/John Cromwell)

(7:00AM) Dr. Monica (1934/1h 1m/Drama/William Keighley)

(8:15AM) Give Me Your Heart (1936/1h 27m/Romance/Archie L. Mayo)

(10:00AM) King of the Underworld (1939/1h 9m/Crime/Lewis Seiler)

(11:15AM) Passion Flower (1930/1h 19m/Drama/William De Mille)

(12:45PM) Family Troubles (1943/10m/Short/Herbert Glazer)

(1:00PM) Home from the Hill (1960/2h 30m/Drama/Vincente Minnelli)

(4:15PM) Giant (1956/3h 21m/Drama/George Stevens)

(8:00PM) Young Mr. Lincoln (1939/1h 40m/Drama/John Ford)

(10:00PM) Jezebel (1938/1h 44m/Drama/William Wyler)

WED 02

(12:00AM) Drums Along the Mohawk (1939/1h 43m/Adventure/John Ford)

(2:00AM) Fort Apache (1948/2h 7m/Western/John Ford)

(4:15AM) The Fugitive (1947/1h 45m/Drama/John Ford)

(6:00AM) The Wrong Man (1956/1h 45m/Suspense/Alfred Hitchcock)

(8:00AM) The Long Night (1947/1h 37m/Crime/Anatole Litvak

(9:45AM) Woman on the Run (1950/1h 17m/Suspense/Norman Foster)

(11:15AM) Youth Runs Wild (1944/1h 7m/Drama/Mark Robson)

(12:30PM) The Runaway Bride (1930/1h 6m/Comedy/Donald Crisp)

(1:45PM) Some Came Running (1958/2h 14m/Drama/Vincente Minnelli)

(4:15PM) The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner (1962/1h 44m/Drama/Tony Richardson)

(6:00PM) Running on Empty (1988/1h 56m/Drama/Sidney Lumet)

(8:00PM) My Sister Eileen (1955/1h 48m/Musical/Richard Quine)

(10:00PM) Moon Over Miami (1941/1h 31m/Musical/Walter Lang)

(11:45PM) Strike Up the Band (1940/2h 0m/Musical/Busby Berkeley)

THU 03

(2:00AM) Ball Of Fire (1942/1h 51m/Comedy/Howard Hawks)

(4:00AM) Too Many Girls (1940/1h 25m/Musical/George Abbott)

(6:00AM) Harper (1966/2h 1m/Mystery/Jack Smight)

(8:15AM) That Forsyte Woman (1949/1h 54m/Romance/Compton Bennett)

(10:15AM) The Romance of Rosy Ridge (1947/1h 45m/Romance/Roy Rowland)

(12:15PM) Confidentially Connie (1953/1h 14m/Comedy/Edward Buzzell)

(1:30P

So, I just killed my Laney Cub 10 by being a moron. I was going through upgrades for it because I wasn't satisfied with the sound anymore. I had just swapped in JJ tubes and was going to replace the stock Celestion with a Jensen C10R to get it to be less "muddy". Anyhow that's out the window thanks to my dumbass so I figured I might as well take this as an opportunity to upgrade.

So like the title said, I'm looking for something that can get me those glassy and round Jerry Cornell 77 tones (but really any Jerry tone before he switched amps in the 80s although even that is good). I, however, would also like to able to do some John Frusciante (think Snow, Dani California, Scar Tissue, Californication, etc) and Hendrix type stuff (think Purple Haze, Foxy Lady, Little Wing, The Wind Cries Mary, Hey Joe, Voodoo Child) as well as somme SRV here and there.

I would like to have something that I can get those tones out of at low volume levels (maybe with a master volume control). For instance I played the Cub 10 with the gain at around 6/10-7/10 with the volume at around 2 and that was about as loud as I could go before worrying about annoying the neighbours.

I play a strat with Seymour-Duncan SSL1's and my pedal board currently includes the following: Dunlop Fuzz Face (Red), Dunlop Crybaby 535q, EHX Q-Tron, Joyo Dyna Comp, MXR Micro Amp, Ibanez Tube Scream Nano, Joyo 6-Band EQ and EHX Holy Grail Nano.

I was thinking Fender Blues Junior IV but I've read so many negative comments about Blues Juniors' sound and reliability (although it might have been about previous versions) that I'm reconsidering.

EDIT: I now realize that 1000 USD can buy you a heck of a lot more than 1000 CAD so I will specifiy that I mean 1000 CAD and so about 800 USD (though I can go a little higher if the suggestion is just on the fence).

mine is Philip Seymour Hoffman with 4.5

here are the movies i have seen him in and my ratings of them

Synecdoche, New York ★★★★★

Mary and Max ★★★★★

The Talented Mr. Ripley ★★★★★

The Big LebowskiThe Big Lebowski ★★★★½

The Invention of Lying ★★★

My pick is Jane Seymour.

Show is scheduled to start 7:30 pm Mountain time (9:30 pm EST).

SET 1: [7:53 - 9:17]

Alumni Blues (4) > Letter to Jimmy Page (1) > Alumni Blues (3), Turtle in the Clouds (8), Blaze On (16), Cool it Down (4), Ghost (13), Ya Mar (6), Undermind (9), Tube (10), David Bowie (11)

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SET 2: [9:53 - 11:25]

Everything's Right (25), Fuego (10), Farmhouse (6), Mercury (12), Seven Below (8), Drift While You're Sleeping (12), You Enjoy Myself [1] (19)

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ENCORE: [11:28 - 11:34]

Bold as Love (6)

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Notes:

[1] - With vocal jam

Biggest Bust-Out: Bold as Love (66 shows)

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Welcome to Phish Dicks part II, everyone! Do you like Dicks? I like Dicks. What are you, a gay Phish? I haven't had a chance to listen to last night's show yet, but I heard Carini was a monster. Gonna go ahead and give that one a listen at least. I'm still in a haze from Shoreline couch tour to be honest, and there is a part of my brain still in a puddle on the lawn at Deer Creek. Excited for whatever they are bringing tonight.

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Live Commentary:

[8:04] - I love the coreography in TitC

[8:08] - And now my mind is back into the puddle in the lawn on Deer Creek, thinking back to that Blaze On Friday night

[8:34] - In the middle of this spacey and funky ghost, all I can think about is whether those animals on Page's shirt are monkeys, or cats, or something else.

[8:35] - And now we've modulated to major. This is kind of reminding me of some of those 2018 ghosts.

[8:58] - That sub-octave synth kills me every time. And in tube! Jam Tube!

[9:16] - CK5 is really on it for this Bowie.

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Set Break: Trey's rig rundown

• Trey describes the 4.0 Languedoc, Seymour Duncan humbuckers with individual coil split switches for each pickup.
• Trainwreck amp, snuck Sally through the alley to get Jan Marie.
• Shows us his loop pedal with reverse, can add layers forward an

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

She doesn't look happy.

There are many versions of Anne’s story. Some say that she was a cold-blooded temptress who set her sights on Henry in hope of gaining power. Other’s claim that she was a romantic heroine who fell for the wrong man. I don't believe either of these versions. I think Henry was a powerful, entitled stalker who obsessively harassed and tried to bully Anne into becoming his mistress. He was the Tudor equivalent of Gaston, chasing a woman he couldn't have and causing grief for her and her family if he didn't get his way.

She was originally engaged to Henry Percy and all historical accounts agree that theirs was a love match. Unfortunately for Anne, Wolsey forbid the marriage to happen and sent Percy away because Henry wanted her for himself. This was the start of Anne’s hatred towards Wolsey and probably even Henry. Percy was married off to someone else severing any hope for him and Anne.

Anne even left the court for a year after Henry made his intentions known. He was the one making all the moves, not the other way around. He bombarded her with gifts and love letters that give us some insights. We don't know how Anne responded to these letters, but the letters from Henry tell us that she was polite but unresponsive when he approached her about being his mistress. It is often said that Anne was playing hard to get but those letters make me think otherwise. I think Henry’s massive ego couldn't handle the rejection so he just insisted that she was teasing him.

Later on, in 1525, she returned to court and had another romance with a poet called Thomas Wyatt, but he soon backed off when he realized Henry was persuing Anne. I think it’s entirely possible that Anne and Thomas were in love but kept each other at arm's length so Henry could separate the two of them. Just look what happened to Henry Percy. If I were Anne I’d keep my feelings to myself for fear of losing the man I loved.

It’s important to remember that Henry had a very warped sense of chivalry and an even worse understanding of what it means to be in love. Saying no to Henry was dangerous. I sincerely believe that KOA was the only queen that truly loved and wanted to be with Henry and he treated her like dirt, despite her devotion to him. The same applies to the other queens and mistresses. He would interfere and break off engagements, pursue th

I worked on this for too long for it to go unseen thanks to automoderation in r/cfb, so I’m putting it out there for us. It has clickable links and fun stuff, and I enjoyed making it so here it is!

In Honor of Hate Week, and The Greatest Rivalry in All of Sports, I present to you: 3653 days, A Brief Summary of Things That Have Happened Since Michigan’s Most Recent Win Over Ohio State.

In case you’re a college football fan who only follows their own team, you don’t care for Big Ten football, or you’ve been cryogenically frozen and only recently thawed out:

Welcome to the hellscape year of our Lord(s) 2021.

It’s been 84 10 years since November 26th, 2011; the last time the game clock hit zero and a Michigan Wolverine football team had more points on the scoreboard than the Ohio State Buckeyes. Ten long years since Brady Hoke clapped his way to a Big Ten Coach of the Year award. This is the longest period of time in the history of college football that anyone has went without seeing Michigan beat the Buckeyes. Let’s take a look back at November of 2011 to see what was going on at the time:

time machine noises

It’s Thanksgiving week, 2011. You’re on the interstate heading home to see your family and friends, and you turn on the pop radio station. It’s Adele’s “Someone Like You”, you’re disgusted with hearing it non-stop, but it’s currently at the top of the charts. You press seek and it lands on a station playing an ad for Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1, now in theaters, followed by “Party Rock Anthem” by LMFAO, more tolerable so you leave it.

ding You’re low on fuel, time to hit an exit! Looking around, you spot a Speedway with gas at $3.31, but you’ll save that .03c with your Speedy card so it’ll have to do. Your brief pit stop costs you 20 minutes, but you’re back on the road, Kanye and Jay-Z blowing out your speakers at 75 mph, homeward bound.

time machine noises

Its 2021 again!

A look back at other interesting 2011 world events:

• The Obama/Biden administration was gearing up for it’s re-election campaign. That’s right, it was still Obama’s first term.

• The St. Louis Cardinals beat the Texas Rangers in the World Series

• Osama Bin Laden was killed.

• A tsunami caused a nuclear disaster at the Fukushima Daiichi Power Plant

• Libya overthrew the Gaddafi regime.

• A plane crash kills the most of the Russian KHL team Lokomotiv Yaroslavl.

• The Boston Br

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

So, I can picture this lady perfectly. I can even almost hear her voice. For the life of me - no idea what show she was in.

She reminds me a bit of Jane Seymour. Also a bit of Mary Steenburgen. She has high cheekbones, and eyes shaped like Helen Hunt's (though darker - and she's a brunette).

She would have played a mom/wife character. She seemed to be always smiling. Quite a 'soft' character. Like if someone gave her bad news, she'd say ''ohhh, okaaay', but keep smiling and sounding positive. And her voice was quite sing-song like that, I recall she sort of communicated warmth and understanding in her tone, slightly high pitched.

Any help??

Edit: No luck so far, but so many people who fit the bill. I have high hopes! It occurred to me that she also reminds me of Laura Innes from ER, if she was 60% cuter and more smiley.

Edit 2: Having trouble responding to some posts on phone, but reading everything. No luck yet! Appreciate every response.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

He lost May

As title. I love creating playlists for every occasion and it occurred to me to make playlist of my favourite musical songs. I've got them ordered in almost a jukebox musical format, and am hoping fellow musical lovers here can offer their opinions in the versions used/the arrangement order or any new additions that can be made.

Only 2 things to take note: 1. I'm not removing any song since these are my favourites (I might replace one with another from the same musical though) and 2. only one song from each musical.

The list is:

1. Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats (CATS - 1998 Cast Recording)
2. Send in the Clowns (A Little Night Music - Judi Dench)
3. You Could Drive a Person Crazy (Company - Original Broadway Cast Recording)
4. I Just Can't Wait to Be King (The Lion King - Original Broadway Cast Recording)
5. Over the Rainbow (The Wizard of Oz - Judy Garland)
6. Food Glorious Food (Oliver! - 1994 London Cast Recording)
7. Chim Chim Cher-ee (Mary Poppins - Original London Cast Recording)
8. You'll Never Walk Alone (Carousel - Andrea Bocelli)
9. The Music of the Night (The Phantom of the Opera - Michael Crawford)
10. Anything You Can Do (Annie Get Your Gun - Ruthie Henshall/John Barrowman)
11. Summer Nights (Grease - John Travolta/Olivia Newton-John)
12. Footloose (Footloose - Kenny Loggins)
13. intermission
14. Cell Block Tango (Chicago - Motion Picture Cast Recording)
15. Close Every Door (Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat - Donny Osmond)
16. Falling Slowly (Once - Steve Kazee/Cristin Milioti)
17. Stars (Les Miserables - Philip Quast)
18. Suddenly Seymour (Little Shop of Horrors - Ellen Greene/Teddy Kempner)
19. With One Look (Sunset Boulevard - Glenn Close)
20. Under Pressure (We Will Rock You - Queen/David Bowie)
21. You Must Love Me (Evita - Madonna)
22. Gethsemane (Jesus Christ Superstar - Steve Balsamo)
23. Beneath a Moonless Sky (Love Never Dies - Ben Lewis/Anna O'Byrne)
24. Unexpected Song (Song and Dance - Bernadette Peters)
25. You Can't Stop the Beat (Hairspray - Original Broadway Cast Recording)
26. Love Changes Everything (Aspects of Love - Michael Ball)

Thank you!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.