46 Hilarious Mark Twain Riverboat Puns

Photogenic duck near the Mark Twain riverboat at Tokyo Disneyland.

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👤︎ u/peach_pione_muscat

📅︎ Nov 06 2021

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1963 Dolly Madison cakes ad with the Mark Twain Riverboat.

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👤︎ u/Paul-Belgium

📅︎ Oct 09 2021

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Was able to enjoy a Mark Twain Riverboat last night. Been on my list for a while now and man was it worth the wait.

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👤︎ u/TwistedSlayz

📅︎ Sep 10 2021

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Today’s mail - I really like the fiver deal from Thompson as a way to try out cigars economically. Also picked up a 5 pack of MArk Twain Riverboats and a bundle of Factory Smokes “shade” to fill up the humi.

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👤︎ u/Ordinary-Material-77

📅︎ Aug 04 2021

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Mark Twain Riverboat - earthy and delightful reddit.com/gallery/pmc23c

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👤︎ u/bmiller-0

📅︎ Sep 11 2021

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Mark Twain Riverboat. Have you guys tried these yet?

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👤︎ u/BigT1990

📅︎ Aug 30 2021

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Mark Twain Riverboat Churchill with a barber pole wrapping. 💈 Burned slightly uneven but an excellent experience. Smoother than expected and extremely enjoyable.

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👤︎ u/PrepperTeacher

📅︎ Jun 19 2021

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking to ya from the wheelhouse. I’d like to welcome all of you aboard the Mark Twain Riverboat. The waters can be unpredictable in these parts, and we’d sure hate to lose any of ya. Thanks, and now, a few words from the first mate. reddit.com/gallery/iay8rm

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👤︎ u/mistuhron

📅︎ Aug 16 2020

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Mark Twain Riverboat - Disneyland reddit.com/gallery/mn2w0c

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👤︎ u/Jabberwock_Warrior

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

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Mark Twain. Really hard to beat for the price. Has anyone tried their Riverboat? Trying to get in as many cigars as I can before the heat hits hard in AZ. reddit.com/gallery/n2tenf

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👤︎ u/CopaQ

📅︎ May 01 2021

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PHOTOS, VIDEO: Mark Twain Riverboat Once Again Steams Along Rivers of America with Distancing Measures at Disneyland Park wdwnt.com/2021/05/photos-…

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👤︎ u/WDWNTRedditChapekBot

📅︎ May 18 2021

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early or mid 80s disneyland/universal california home video i found in the attic - has mickeys birthday parade, country bears, mark twain riverboat etc youtu.be/KTGg-KmnAnU

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👤︎ u/cherubxc

📅︎ Oct 26 2020

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Love riding the Mark Twain Riverboat at night!

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👤︎ u/_globalpanda

📅︎ Dec 29 2019

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking to ya from the wheelhouse. I’d like to welcome all of you aboard the Mark Twain Riverboat. The waters can be unpredictable in these parts, and we’d sure hate to lose any of ya. Thanks, and now, a few words from the first mate. reddit.com/gallery/iay8rm

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👤︎ u/mistuhron

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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Mark Twain Riverboat at dusk

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👤︎ u/jtmachuca

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

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TIL how Samuel Clements chose his pen name. He used to be a Riverboat Pilot in Hannibal, MO. It was common to have a crew member throw a line out from the front of the boat to measure the depth shouting “Mark Twain” if it was a safe depth. A Mark is the same as a Fathom (6 feet) and Twain means 2. marktwainmuseum.org/frequ…

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👤︎ u/TakeSomeFreeHoney

📅︎ Aug 12 2018

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Trump supporters drop flag off Mark Twain riverboat, get kicked out instagram.com/p/Bt12ep1n2…

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👤︎ u/El_Capytan_

📅︎ Feb 14 2019

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Sailing Ship Columbia or Mark twain riverboat?

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👤︎ u/lopix

📅︎ Feb 15 2019

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Disneyland: Original Mark Twain Riverboat (Pre-Star Wars Land) POV youtube.com/watch?v=OcCgh…

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👤︎ u/TheRealSlimJoker

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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Staying young at heart ♥️ Mark Twain Riverboat

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👤︎ u/Myiris1

📅︎ Feb 12 2020

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Is the Mark Twain Riverboat out of Fantasmic?

I stayed for Fantasmic last night and they didn’t do the big Mark Twain Riverboat finale, instead they did some underwhelming thing on the island. I’d assume maybe the boat was being repaired or something, except that I had ridden that very same steamer earlier in the day.

Does anyone know of the Riverboat is out of the show permanently or was that just a temporary thing?

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👤︎ u/ArchStanton27

📅︎ Apr 13 2019

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Mark Twain Riverboat

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👤︎ u/brdlypji

📅︎ Dec 14 2018

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Disneyland Mark Twain Riverboat POV - Old & New youtube.com/watch?v=8Eugg…

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👤︎ u/TheRealSlimJoker

📅︎ Dec 27 2019

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TIL The pen name of Samuel Clemens came from his years working on Mississippi riverboats. When a riverboatman measured that the water was two fathoms deep, and thus safe to pass through, they would yell, "mark twain!" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar…

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👤︎ u/PeppedInStew

📅︎ Jan 25 2018

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Passed this one on Mark Twain’s Riverboat at DL

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👤︎ u/Fake_KOAM

📅︎ May 02 2019

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TIL The [Mark Twain Riverboat] boiler is regulated at the center of the boat with many gauges and a three-way toggle switch labeled "Slow," "Fast," and "FANTASMIC." The last setting provides the most speed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan…

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👤︎ u/neverkidding

📅︎ Mar 24 2019

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[Offer] ⚓5 Mark Twain riverboat postcards [US to WW]

Hey everyone, just got back from vacation, tommorow is my last day of freedom😣. One of the things we did was to go on a riverboat cruise down the Mississippi river in Hannibal, Mo. They had some pretty postcards in the gift shop, so i have 5 to send anywhere! I want to spend a relaxing last night in my craft room, so let me know if you would like one, thanks! Fullfilled: thanks everyone, will mail these out tommorow!

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👤︎ u/julie60172

📅︎ Jun 25 2017

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Fireworks over the Mark Twain Riverboat!

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👤︎ u/humansaregods

📅︎ Nov 03 2016

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The Mark Twain Riverboat - Polaroid OneStep+

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👤︎ u/hick_nendricks

📅︎ Jan 14 2019

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TIL Mark Twain used to be a riverboat sailor... Though he went by the name Samuel Clemens back then. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar…

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👤︎ u/sieben-acht

📅︎ Oct 08 2015

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TIL That Mark Twain's real name is Samuel Langhorne Clemens. He created the pen name while working on Mississippi riverboats, and "Mark Twain" was the water depth required for his boat to pass through safely en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar…

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👤︎ u/mungoflago

📅︎ Feb 11 2019

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View of Splash Mountain from Aboard the Mark Twain Riverboat

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👤︎ u/broavrock

📅︎ Mar 10 2018

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Mark Twain Riverboat moving i.reddituploads.com/0bd5b…

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👤︎ u/dlrdweller

📅︎ May 05 2017

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First *recorded* performance of fantasmic 2.0 without mark twain riverboat / alternate stage finale (check 7:03). i was browsing youtube when I saw this and was i intrigued! interesting they didn't change much except for which characters appear and stay once the pyro appears. youtube.com/watch?v=JeLyb…

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👤︎ u/gerarar

📅︎ Nov 08 2017

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Mark Twain Riverboat, see you Saturday :).

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👤︎ u/jorvall81

📅︎ Aug 24 2018

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The Mark Twain Riverboat - Disney Park Portrait youtu.be/Sh6Z0sD_2bc

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👤︎ u/muppetmaker

📅︎ Nov 27 2017

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Mark Twain Riverboat and fireworks imgur.com/qhr8BIS

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👤︎ u/Enkohtebe

📅︎ Nov 20 2015

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Mark Twain Riverboat

I was hoping to take a try at getting into the Mark Twain riverboat wheelhouse. Any tips to increase my chances of getting in?

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👤︎ u/O1oll

📅︎ Mar 03 2018

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Shia the frickin beef at Disneyland (Mark Twain Riverboat) imgur.com/I4XVuhO

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👤︎ u/atzhu

📅︎ Nov 07 2015

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I got to pilot the Mark Twain Riverboat yesterday!

I also had the special experience of watching the captain call out the rest of my group by the dock because they chose to ride Indy instead of joining me in the wheelhouse.

Obligatory "pics or it didn't happen" evidence: http://imgur.com/G2NAJoZ http://imgur.com/xaoK5EL

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👤︎ u/TalithaRabboni

📅︎ Sep 01 2014

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Disney Park Portrait - The Mark Twain Riverboat at Disneyland! (Fun new series I am starting up focusing on one element of a park and giving you nice beautiful, immersive shots & sounds.) youtu.be/Sh6Z0sD_2bc

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👤︎ u/muppetmaker

📅︎ Nov 27 2017

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Ad for Cake inspired by the Mark Twain Riverboat