I ran into my friend Mark who stole my dictionary.
I said, βMark, my words!β
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears...
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
Sheβs a caring cairn Karen.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Today my daughter asked "Can I have a book mark?"
I couldn't help but cry... She is 14 and still doesn't know my name is John.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Today my son typed "Can I have a book mark?"
I burst into tears. "Billy, please stop reposting the same joke for karma, everyone will hate you."
"Then give me the damn bookmark."
I gave him the bookmark.
He finally won.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I was the top student in my class until my teacher gave me very low marks.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
My neighbour said he'd look after my dog if I accepted the fact that he's currently dating a punctuation mark.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I just learned that now we have to social-distance at the beach and mark a 6-foot perimeter!
Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
We were at the library when my mate asked "Hey, could I borrow your book mark?"
I got mad and walked out. After 3 years of being college flatmates, he doesn't even know my name is Tom.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
As a English teacher, I proud of myself at how good my students are teached. Thus I were dismayed when no paper writ by them all was worthy of a mark of even a C...
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︎ Jul 13 2019
I saw Mark Hamill trying to get in a store by pulling a door marked Push.
He had a confused Luke on his face.
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︎ Nov 15 2018
A boy finally reached the front of the line at a water park, but when I measured him he was just short of the mark...
I shrugged, "Eh, I'll let it slide."
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︎ Jul 03 2019
I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary
I said, βMark, my words!β
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I confronted my friend Mark because he refuses to return my dictionary.
I said, βMark, my words!β
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︎ Oct 22 2020
My son Tiberius just came up to me and said "can I have a book Mark?"
....and I burst into tears π€£. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Memphis.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I was really mad at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary.
I said, βMark, my words!β
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Nov 24 2018
Today my son asked βCan I have a book mark?β And I burst into tears. 15 years and he still doesnβt know my names Brian.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Today my son asked "can i have a book mark?" I burst into tears.
He is 11 years old and still doesn't know my name is Brian
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︎ May 23 2020
Today, my son asked "Can i have a book mark?" And i burst into tears
11 years old and he still doesnt know my name is Brian
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
I was really angry when I found out that my buddy Mark stole my dictionary.
I confronted him and said, βMark, my words!β
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
- and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
and I burst into tears. 13 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brandon.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
So today my son said to me βcan I get a book markβ
After hearing this I burst into tears,itβs been 11 years and he still doesnβt know my name is Derek
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Today, my kid asked: βCan I have a book mark? Iβm reading a bookβ
I burst into tears. He is 11 Years old and still does not know my name is John.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I was pissed off at my buddy Mark who borrowed my dictionary and refuses to return it.
I said, βMark, my words!β
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︎ Nov 17 2018
My son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
Its been 10 years and he still doesnt know my name is Brian
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Dec 25 2018
Today, my son asked "can I have a book mark?" And I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian!
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Today my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
And I just lost it, tears streaming down my face. 14 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Earlier my son asked me, βcan I have a book mark?β
I broke down into tears. I canβt believe he still doesnβt know my name is John
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
My son asked me,βcan I have a book mark?β
I started crying.
15 years and he still doesnβt know that my name is Daniel.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
My daughter asked me "do you have a book mark". I burst out crying
Shes 11 years old and still doesn't know that my name is bob...
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︎ May 29 2019
Today, My son asked: "Can I have a book mark?
I burst into tears, after 11 years my son couldn't remember that my name was James.
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︎ May 01 2019
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