Margarita Vargas Puns

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How a Realist Hero Rebuilt the Kingdom - Episode 13 (PART 1 FINALE) - To Fight and Conquer in All Our Battles Is Not Supreme Excellence""

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I think we need to get some wenano-action again so i wanted to try to get some community help cover all the universities in Venezuela with nano spots. I will start by donating 15 nano total split on three universities.

To help just make a spot at one of the universities in the table under and write on reddit what university you donated at and what amount, and i will fill you into the table.

This is a good way to create some nano adoption since univercity students are good a spreading the rumor around and i think we will be able to show nano to a good amount of people.

EDIT: Added spot name so you can search up the spot on the wenano app and check it out yourself.

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Put it on my bill

Amy

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

He’s the new temp.

BamBOO!

A play on words.

But let me give it a shot.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Until he discovered it was extra sharp.

Christopher Walken

Reminder: Please do not discuss plot points not yet seen in the dub version of the show without warning and use of the spoiler tag.

How a Realist Hero Rebuilt the Kingdom - Episode 12 - "When You Surround an Army, Leave an Outlet Free"

Dub Now Available on Funimation !

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Previous Discussion Threads:

• Episode 11
• Episode 10
• Episode 9
• Episode 8
• Episode 7
• Episode 6
• Episode 5
• Episode 4
• Episode 3
• Episode 2
• Episode 1 (PREMIERE)

Cast Addition:

• Ludwig Arcs is Daman Mills (Source)
• Poncho Panacotta is Jim Foronda (Source)
• Hakuya is Howard Wang (Source)
• Tomoe Inui is Emi Lo (Source)
• Aisha Udgard is Emily Fajardo (Source)
• Juna Doma is Morgan Lauré Garrett (Source)
• Serina (Liscia's Maid) is Jenny Yokobori (Source)
• Kaede Foxia is Anjali Kunapaneni