This is not a traditional /r/dadjokes with a delivery and a punchline.
I just wanted all dad's, with kids around 2-6, to know that changing the name of Winnie the Pooh to Winnie the Poop will generate maniacal laughter from your kids. Especially if you combine it with singing the theme song from the movie.
As an added bonus, there is no statute of limitations on when you add the extra P. You can say: Winnie the Poop Winnie the Pooh...P Or Winnie the Pooh...... ...... .... P And your kids will laugh just as hard.
I've gone a full minute without saying the last P, while my kids hang on my every facial movement.
Enjoy
I was bored over Saturday, so decided top call my friend this is how the conversation ended
Friend: Well I need to fix dinner now
Me: what's wrong with it? Is it broken?
Friend immediately hangs up to the sound of my maniacal laughter
So my sister brought her computer over for my dad to fix. From my room, some 30 minutes later, i just heard him sniggering, and eventually balling his eyes out with laughter. He summons me over, and says through teary eyes "Look what i changed her computer name to!" So, look i did, expecting something silly. Sure enough, he had called it "Banana". I just shook my head and walked off while he cackled maniacally in his chair.
Dad: "WHAT YOU MEAN HOT? LIKE OUT OF OVEN?!?!"
Elbow nudges to each of us
Cue maniacal laughter
HHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHUA
