It looks so sweet but I main priest and have a golden priest deck to keep up with...
Part of me wants to disenchsnt all other classes I don't play and just make this golden cubelock deck.
Should i?
Though the card has no value on its own (and can be oozed), there are many demons with negative battlecries, avoiding those amounts to heals, delayed tempo, and canceling discards. Perhaps this card was ranked by the system in a neutral class. While I don't think its a great card, its probably not a 0.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Salut ,
Domnul Negoita este suparat nevoie mare pe USR Sector 3 pentru ca ii pun oamenii rai , bete in roate .
Pe aceasta tema , el s-a dus la Dacian Ciolos sa depuna o scrisoare deschisa catre USR prin care se plange ca ce rai sunt cei de la USR , ca nu vor sa ii dea voie sa se joace cum vrea el ... ca ii iau jucariile si nu il mai lasa sa faca prostii.
Mai jos puteti gasi scrisoare lui Roby Roberto :
https://www.facebook.com/Robert.Negoita/videos/282210637192223/
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Acum sa va explic aceste puncte si ce se intampla cu ele :
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Accesarea banilor de la Anghel Saligny - cfm legii , nici o primarie nu poate primii mai mult de 35 milioane ron. Acesti 35 mil se pot impartii pe cate proiecte vrei tu, dar odata votate proiectele, dupa aceea un primar poate sa le re-aduca pe ordinea de zi oricand pentru a trece in urmatoarea faza - fiind odata acceptate. La Primaria sector Roby , a pus pe ordinea de zi 4 proiecte , cu un total de vreo 400 sau 600 mil ron - avand bugetati din Anghel Saligny doar 35 mil , deci el a cerut proiecte in valoare de peste 10 ori decat banii ce i-ar primii de la guvern, doar pentru a fi acceptate aceste proiecte , iar dupa aceea sa le scoata de la mapa , sa se apuce sa le faca cu banii S3. Consilierii USR si PNL ( nu doar USR-istii) au votat, ca din cele 4 sa fie acceptate doar 2 a cate 17 repectiv 18 mil ron cu o valoare totala de aproximativ 100 mil. Mentionez ca din cele 4 proiecte , 3 erau niste pasaje rutiere facute pe langa actualele sau viitoarele asambluri rezidentiale a le persoanei fizice Roby Roberto , sau mai exact a offshorurilor gasite prin Panama Papers :)
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Proiectul cu "pasajul" Alba Iulia- Unirii - atunci cand a fost bagat pe ordinea de zi a sedintelor parcarea de la Decebal , statea inchisa de aproximativ un an ! iar celelalte proiecte faurite de catre sectorul 3 aveau niste intarzieri gigantice (parcul acvatic Pantelimon, Hala La
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
