Make Me Feel Puns

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Son: “I hate crumbs.”

Me: “That’s not cool. Crumbs never did anything to you.”

Son: “Well I don’t want to eat them.”

Me: “And they don’t want to eat you.”

Son: “Crumbs can’t eat anything, Dad. They don’t have a mouth and they can’t swallow things inside them.”

Me: “What if there’s a river of crumbs going into the ocean and a duck lands on them and it’s like quicksand so the duck gets swallowed up at the mouth of the river of crumbs? I’d say it just got eaten.”

Son: “And I’d say you’re ducking weird.”

It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.

I guess I’m just black toast intolerant.

especially when it's on cruise control

Mathematics jokes make me feel number.

I'm becoming a dad in a couple of months so I thought I better start learning from the best!

They automatically stair when I enter the room.

It's mighty.

"When your upset go to the settings and downset''

Because you're not supposed to stick the whole thing in you mouth at once.

I was showing my dad my new apartment via skype the other day. When I gave him a view of my room he comments, "Ahh look at that new work bench."

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Math posts make me feel number.

Mathematics puns always make me feel number.