What do you call it when the many daughters of your sibling make you breakfast meat patties?
My friend works in IT and I asked him, “How do you make a motherboard?”
He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”
Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
You do realize that it's biblically correct for a man to make the coffee. Haven't you ever read the book,
I asked you to pretreat those pants, you better not try to make the puppy do it..
or else I'ma start singing "WHO LENT THE DOG ZOUT"
(Alright I think these are out of my system... no promises)
Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court?
What do you call it when a mountain makes a joke
What do you call it when an older married gay couple make it a rule to go out at least once every 2 weeks?
How do we know that a tree makes a sound if it falls in the forest?
Because it will dialogue.
What do you call it when you make yogurt drinks smaller?
There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed “angle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess I’m just too square to try angle.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
Never let anyone tell you what can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he wouldn't make it as a musician.
Why do people with foot fetishes find it difficult to make friends?
Because they always seem to get off on the wrong foot.
HELP!? How do I make this joke work...cause everyone hates it....
Q: How big was the lonely finch?
A:Ostrich-sized
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What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?
What do you call the verses added to a song to make it longer?
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.
I'm here to make a serious complaint about my local subway. Generally they do a good job, but I today I did an online order (so I didnt SEE them make anything). I didnt unwrap it in the store to check (because who does that), but when I got home it was absolutely not what I ordered.
What do you call a green onion that makes it big as a hip hop star?
What do you call it when a magician makes a wrong turn?
My wife was trying to make butter from milk by churning it with a beater, after 30 mins, there was still no butter, she asked “how much longer do I need to beat it?” I said ...
Why do posts about headlights when it's raining always make lots of karma?
What do you call it when a journalist makes fun of someone’s spelling?
What do you call it when Wilhelm II makes a string of bad puns?
What do you call it when you make sushi out of a Thesaurus?
The way I see it, if you're going to make a pun, why not do it with some style?
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What do you call it when a wii makes a joke
Do you know how to make an elephant invisible? Put sunglasses on it.
Have you ever seen an elephant with sunglasses? I didn’t think so.
I miss my SO a lot. I end up kissing and hugging thin air and she says it makes me look ridiculous. How do I recalibrate my aim? (r/fifthworldproblems)
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(Q)How do you make a sausage roll(A) throw it down a hill
What do you call it when you make Spanish fathers race each other?
My sister in the US Navy broke her foot, and has to wear tennis shoes instead of boots, to properly heal. She said that they made her buy new black shoes, instead of her normal shoes. She said that it just seemed so petty to make her do that...
I told her that it sounded like a decision that came from a Petty Officer.
Dad, what is it with Spocks ears? Do they really make him look alien and fascinating?
Dad: that's two good points.........
My friend: “Do you think you have what it takes to make your own beer?”
What do you call it when an elk makes sequential long and short noises?
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
What do you call it when a Jojo fan makes a photograph to capture the moment?
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
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