When it's not a meteorite.
It was a whole thing.
He was so down to earth
I told her "no way! That's a total invasion of their privacy"
Up.
Take a regular shower, and add ground beef.
No, I respect othersโ privacy
A disasteroid
(Me) "You spelled meteor wrong."
(Her) "Did I really?"
(Me) "Just joking, you spelled meteorite. "
Whenever they get dirty.
Probably pterofied.
My friend told me "there's a meteor shower tonight you should watch!"
And I responded by saying
I'm not a pervert why don't you just let meteor shower in privacy.
Huge asteroids.
...then I guess dinosaurs were killed by a Mexican Wave.
You'd meteor maker
Oneโs meatier
A metorleft.
To a meteurologist.
Very saur
He was like a rock star, but he eventually fell down to earth.
... because "meteor bath" sounds like it would be devastating
Me: One is wrong and the other is right...
Wife: eyeroll
He replied โDo I need soap?โ
The veloci-rapture
Meteowrongs
do you claim meteor rights?
Dad: there's a casserole. Me: What? Dad: That's meaty-alrite
Talking to my dad, I said "Aw man apparently we missed a meteor shower on sunday"
He says "Yeah? Was ABC there?"
So I'm thinking about what he could possibly be trying to make a joke about and say I give up.
He says "a MEDIA shower! Like a baby shower!" facepalm
Mom: can be best seen from the northeast. Hmm where are we?
Dad: We're in the living room.
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
I'm Sirius.
