A list of puns related to "M.I. High"
Someone had to clean the toilets and keep the place clean.
but I can't help being 6'1 so he didn't fire me after all
Heβs a pro-to-type.
If youβd like to come over to offer me any advice my door is always open
He said βFine, suit yourself.β
And I prefer the latter.
It's illegal to DINK and dive.
Aiketo
The specs are really good
Greeting, I'm the MC at a small high school soccer banquet this evening and need some humor help. I play rugby and my son plays soccer so any little digs I can get about that would be helpful too. We are American and I don't know any pro soccer player so please refrain on specific players. Thanks in advance.
Dad -(while standing on a chair) But I'm higher
I call it drag racing.
They are all cutting edge
Try it. You'll be surprised.
Today, my friend Mia and I found out we had PreCalculus together and thus sat across from each other and began talking about our schedules while our teacher prepared the student contracts. (For reference, Mr. Waage is one of the music teachers in my school.)
Mia- "I have Waage three times in my schedule this year and two are back to back." Me- "What periods do you have him?" Mia- "0, 4th, and 5th period." Me- "Looks like you are getting maximum Waage."
Grunts and cringes ensued
I'm calling it The Gluggenheim
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