A list of puns related to "M&M's Break' Em"
Hello people. First Post here. Been watching Redditor for a few weeks and I finally have a story.
This is my life. A 13 year old kid who doesn't like socialise. I have a Mum (The EM) a dad (ND) and my sister who isn't involved. I play my Nintendo Switch daily, shiny hunting for pokemon on pokemon sword. Anyway, on to the story. I was just minding my business when I suddenly hear my mum shouting at my dad and I think nothing of it as this happened quite often. Then, I hear her coming up to my room and just think aw s** here we go again* The EM opens my door and shouts EM: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES?! I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE SHOP AND GET STUFF FOR DINNER! Me: I was never told to do anything! Leave. Me. Alone.
EM: I WILL TAKE THAT THING OF YOURS AWAY! I didn't want to this to happen as I had severe depression as my mum is an alcoholic but I was so fed up that I had to fight back
Me: DO YOU EVER LEAVE ME ALONE? I WANT PEACE AND QUIET IN MY ROOM AND YOU ALWAYS JUST TELL ME TO DO SOMETHING LIKE I'M YOUR SLAVE OR SOMETHING! I push her VERY hard through the door way and slammed the door as hard as I could
EM: STEP AWAY FROM THE DOOR AND LET ME INNNNNN!!! (The door had no lock)
Me: NO! I'M NOT LETTING YOU IN!
EM: FINE GIVE ME Β£50 RIGHT NOW AND I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR NOW! For me this was about all my savings
Somehow, she manages to break down the door leaving me on the floor under a fricking door. She grabbed my switch and immediately left.
Me: GET BACK HERE YOU S*** I NEED IT BACK NOW! I run after her down the stairs went outside to follow her. First thing I knew is my Nintendo Switch... broken. In pieces. I scream for my dad as he was in the back garden on the other side of the house. He storms out to see the EM stomping on my switch and me crying my eyes out as it is my most prized item I owned.
ND: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DESTROY IT! Because he was a nice dad, he was on my side.
EM: Oh sorrrrryyyyyy I must have forgotten about that promise. Its fine he wasted to much time on it annnyyywayyyy.
To put it frankly. I. WAS. MAD.
Me: I'M SO GETTING YOU BACK FOR THIS!
EM: WHAT? I DID NOTHING WRONG! I JUST HELPED YOU GET BETTER AT KEEPING CONCENTRATED! (remember. I have severe depression so school work was hard as s*** for me)
I get my dad to call the police as I immediately ran over to her, punched her in the face and then put her down on the floor so the police had time to arrive.
EM: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO M
... keep reading on reddit β‘So, backstory, i work for an event firm, where we do all manners of different roleplay stuff, and for this particular event, we were hired to be millitary personal for a horror walk, and have several people on the walk itself (myself being millitary). The job was pretty simple The millitary actors were basically were the on-sight security, making sure roads were blocked, people went the right way, these kinds of things. and the horror walk actors, well, scare the shit out of people.
Most posts were just 2 people, since we just needed to block a road off.
Castlist:
Me:me
C:Cashier
M:Manager
EM: Entitled mom
P: Partner (17 year old, but looks younger)
So, as the late hours aproach, our dinner rotation comes around (2 guys just rotate around, and make sure everybody gets to eat dinner)
So me and my partner goes to our HQ, which was just 2 pavilions, a tarp wall, and a few other tidbits as to make it look like a small millitary base, with our boss in there. And quite conviniently, right next to it, there is a foodstand. for this particular event, we had our food paid for. So, after having dropped our vests and rifles at HQ (still having pistols on our hips) my partner go to stand in line. whilst i go to another place to get us some drinks. (The stand did sell cokes and such, but we wanted that sweet Mt. dew)
The following was how he explained it to me.
As it becomes my partners turn, he orders four boxes of food. (We both eat a lot). the person who takes the order just nods, as he could tell that he was one of the actors, and shouldn't pay for the food. When he hear a huff begind him
"You didn't pay"
he turn to look, and see an absolute landwhale of a woman, with her child next to her (maybe 5 years old). the little guy is looking somewhat starstruck up at him (Quite normal for people in uniform)
C: "Ma'am, he doesn't have to pay, as he's part of the working crew
EM: "If he's working, he shouldn't be eating"
P: "I'm at my dinner break right now, so no, i shouldn't be working"
EM: "You know, that food is paid by the attending costumers, you shouldn't be so greedy as to get four boxes"
P: "I'm getting food for my whole post, not just me"
EM: "Liar, i bet you're gonna eat all four on our own, you should cancel some of it"
P gets the food, and turns to walk away but this whale graps him, and pulls him back "I told you, you shouldn't get so much food you greedy bastard!"
This's the part where me, and the manager of the foodstand both
... keep reading on reddit β‘Pickems Results for this week
There was a 9 way tie at 14-1, Based on tie breakers, congratulations to this Week's Winner, /u/Tuchinator and shame on you at the same time.
36 people went 13-2.
Pickems Season Standings
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Eliminator Status
No change from last week. 21 of the 80+ users are still perfect for the year.
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I would break my back for the ones I love... π but how many would push the wheelchair for me after? βΏ Fucked up thing, I'm sure my a hands get callused π’π’ and I still don't let em down π
My coach took me aside at training today and told me that 1 of my teammates mams tried to get me kicked off the team because Iβm gay and apparently gays canβt play sports despite the fact I play the same position as her son and start ahead of him
My question is: do you guys think i should also change the bearing or keep the old ones? The wheels did suffer some punishment: I have 100kg+backpack with water bottle, protections, shoes etc on inline skates with 100kg being the limitπ€£; did a few jumps on them here and there; even did some off roadπ; took a few falls too.
So...what do you guys think?π
My skates are Powerslide Imperial 80mm. Also switched the wheels a little too late; didn't know i had to do it more often.
Edit: Iβm giving her a nice note that iβm writing
At least when I'm at school I'm around people and I can at least try to talk to them, but now I'm just by myself for a few weeks. It also hurts because I know everyone else is going to be hanging out with their gf or bf or friends and I'm just gonna be laying by myself like I have every year. I wish I was cool enough that people would want to be my friend
Itβs just really fucked with my head. The things heβs said since the breakup. During the summer like 3/4 months after the breakup he told me he loved me and wants to try again next year? But how can someone cry so much for 20min so theyβre eyes are puffy, tell you over and over again that they love you sorry that they where doing this, that they love you so much and then a week later tell you they feel nothing but still wants to go on a date with you next year?
I begged for him to tell me that we would never get back together that he just let me go without giving me hope. But the last thing he told me was that he doesnβt want to talk to me for a year and that heβs really looking forward for our date. It hurts so much. After two years of living together and over two years of being together this sucks. I donβt understand why he would tell me, my mother and other people that we might get back together again and wants to go on a date next year?!?!?! How can you be so cruel to say that to someone who loves you so much? To give someone so hope.
This has just fucked with my head and the seasonal depression doesnβt help. If youβve read this far thank you. Iβm just devastated.
When I list an item and select free shipping, I notice my fees then include a seller shipping discount and the amount I earn goes down by that discount. I'm confused by how that works because I still have to buy shipping from elsewhere like pirateship.
So if I'm selling for 18 and the buyer pays shipping the fees breakdown like this. Price 18 Seller shipping discount 0 Selling fee 3.60 I earn 14.40
But if I add free shipping it's like this. Price 18 Seller shipping discount 7.45 Selling fee 3.60 I earn 6.95 Out of which I now have to go buy shipping with on pirateship.
I know I have to be doing something wrong or I just don't understand how it's working.
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