I held it out to my spouse an mimicked a British accent as I said “Allo, luv!” I was rewarded with the eye-roll that tells me I’ve delivered another classic dad joke.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
But luv meant nothing to her.
Because lets face it, Luv means nothing to them.
Me to Girlfriend: What’s your favorite album of theirs?
I think I'll start with "What is love? Baby don't hurt me", but then I have to say "we're gathered here today, ect.." and finish with "you may now kiss the bride",
It'll last about 1 minute, and I wanna really embarrass them. Any ideas?
Fivever.
Thanks for all the upvotes! This is an original, so thanks to you guys I'm quitting my job and leaving my family to pursue a career in comedy! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJy234H5YDlFASQfx6mLWLg
I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".
Well here is the low down on the whole thing.
When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper' em. When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!
Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.
