I have a co-worker who claimed for years that he hates Christmas. He finally broke down and told me he secretly loves it, he just has a reputation to maintain.

He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barthm1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?

A Bipolar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPooMD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I bought some new sunglasses and it seems people either love them or hate them.

They're very polarizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpep0469
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Hate it or love it...

That's how you form an opinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisplayTHEContent
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Everybody loves Raymond but Everybody hates this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alastair-tut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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A lot of my friends hate having to wear masks. I love it, though

I’m now a master at ventriloquism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Some people love cats, other people hate them. The pope is obsessed with them....

He’s a cat-a-holic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Love it or hate it. This is a good pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEMESTER_BOIIII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps

A mapsochist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DongGundam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Love him or hate him he spittin straight fax
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KowaMemes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Half my friends love my new sunglasses, the other half hate them.

They're really polarizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hitokirizac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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My daughter hates soup alphabet, but when I am feeding her, I am saying she loves it.

I guess I am putting words in her mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodybg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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I just bought some sunglasses, and everybody I know either loves them or hates them.

They are polarizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.

"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love β€œcheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acertaingestault
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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I have a love-hate relationship with my rival of the same sex

No homo-cide, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nico_Storch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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My kids and I have been playing the game Battleship. Sometimes it seems like they love it. Other times I think they hate it

It has really been hit or miss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandoRobot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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About half of my friends love the movie β€œWitness”, and half of them hates it.

It’s either a hit or Amish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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I used to Love JCB, John Deere and Massey Ferguson's agricultural vehicles. But now I hate them

I'm an extractor fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapershackltd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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My daughter loves horses and hates when I make fun of them...

She says it's mean but I say neigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seatown7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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I love going into the forest while the trees shed their leaves, but I hate it when people join me uninvited

Why can't they understand that, sometimes, I just want to be leaft alone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankydanc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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7 seconds of love/hate for puns instagram.com/p/03hMfEiVe…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Powermeat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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I hate/love my dad

I was talking to my dad about the possibility of him getting a new laptop and us taking the HDD out of his current one and swapping it into a new one.

I was telling him about how the keys for Windows are generally tied to the motherboard of the laptop, to prevent exactly this. He kept acting extremely confused.

"How can the windows key be tied to the motherboard?"

"I dunno it takes the serial # or something"

"That just doesn't physically make sense"

"what about it doesn't make sense? It makes perfect sense!

"Well what happens if I get a new keyboard? I don't have to buy a new computer and it has a new windows key"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wootiown
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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My Mom loves birthday parties but hates announcing her age.

For about 3 years it has been my moms 39th birthday, so my dads response was buying a huge banner that said "Happy 3rd annual 39th birthday"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimpleRick92
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2015
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