Why couldn’t the pirate afford corn?

Cause it was a buck an ear.

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👤︎ u/scootsy
📅︎ Jun 24 2022
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Lost If Found:

Water-tight bundles of untraceable drug-dealer cash.

Lost somewhere on the beach between West Palm Beach and Nag's Head, NC.

Also, loose pirate treasure of gold or silver.

Sentimental value. Small reward offered.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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