What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
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You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but my friend is a natural at remodeling kitchens.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
You know, I was looking at our ceiling the other day. Itβs not the best...
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.
But be sure to use almond or soy milk, Iβve heard theyβre the healthier alternatives.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What do you call two people looking at the same thing at different times?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
A young boy and his dad laid on the grass, looking at the sky. The boy asked, "Dad, will you teach me about the sky?"
The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps
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︎ Jun 08 2020
You know i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it?
Itβs true, I saw it with my own eyes
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︎ Feb 07 2018
My girlfriend and I were looking at a new apartment today. It seemed nice, but I was disappointed by the lack of furniture in the dining room. "What do you think?" She asked.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
When you do something wrong at a public place, the police is looking down on you.
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︎ May 09 2019
I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasnβt working properly so my dadβs girlfriend goes βguess you could say itβs forkedβ
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Did you hear about the guy who was looking at luxury cars during his child's birth?
He was having a midwife crisis
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︎ Jul 10 2019
So I hear a lot of you ladies are looking for a guy at about 6 feet?
I can find you one, but it'll take a bit of digging.
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︎ Oct 02 2018
My students spent too much time looking at the clock yesterday, so I put it face down this morning. When the students asked where my clock went, I responded " you guys stared it down yesterday..." 5 seconds later chuckles started popcorning throughout the room.
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︎ May 15 2019
If you havenβt ever done so, try looking at a penny through a microscope.
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︎ Oct 31 2018
What are you looking out the window at?
Her: βNothing...β
Dad: βThat must be his middle name!β
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︎ Nov 13 2018
What is the only other situation in which you can say, βI see the sea!β, besides actually looking at the sea?
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︎ Jun 09 2018
I told my son today, "Here's something you might not have known about me, I can cut wood by just looking at it."
He replied, "I don't believe you, but would you care to elaborate?"
I answered, "Its true! I saw it with my own eyes!"
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︎ Jul 22 2017
My dad asked me what are you looking at, and I said Reddit obviously. And he said,βWhy are you looking at it if you already read it?β
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︎ Oct 12 2017
As a dad-to-be, you guys may often find me looking at the ceiling.
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︎ Jan 08 2015
Me: Dad, the dog is only looking at you because you have that banana.
Dad: No she's looking because I have a peel.
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︎ Aug 06 2017
Daddy what are you looking at?
Oh, I'm just looking outside at some sky butt.
What?
The sky is mooning me.
Daaaaaad!
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︎ Dec 02 2017
What do you call someone who likes looking at fresh, new Wiki pages?
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︎ Sep 11 2017
Looking at the Thanksgiving grocery shopping pile: "I see you got some Molasses."
"What do they do with the rest of the Mole, anyway?"
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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What do you call a rooster looking at lettuce?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What do you call a chicken that's looking at some lettuce?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
What do you call a chicken looking at your lettuce?
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︎ Oct 30 2018
What do you call it when a hen is looking at a price of lettuce?
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︎ Sep 27 2019
What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?
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︎ May 16 2019
What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Did you know I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it?
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
- Dad, is it true that you can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it?
- Yeah, I saw it with my own eyes.
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︎ May 18 2018
What do you call a Chicken looking at Lettuce?
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︎ Nov 21 2018
What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?
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︎ Oct 01 2016
What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce?
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︎ Sep 05 2018
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
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︎ Jan 30 2018
What do you call a chicken looking at romaine lettuce?
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