What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but my friend is a natural at remodeling kitchens.

He's counter intuitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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You know, I was looking at our ceiling the other day. It’s not the best...

But it’s up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erbearlee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.

But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimothy05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What do you call two people looking at the same thing at different times?

Seesaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laurencelara22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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A young boy and his dad laid on the grass, looking at the sky. The boy asked, "Dad, will you teach me about the sky?"

The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitethunder9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps

A mapsochist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DongGundam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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You know i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it?

It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pink-sundress
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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My girlfriend and I were looking at a new apartment today. It seemed nice, but I was disappointed by the lack of furniture in the dining room. "What do you think?" She asked.

I replied, "Notable."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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When you do something wrong at a public place, the police is looking down on you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasn’t working properly so my dad’s girlfriend goes β€œguess you could say it’s forked”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weewoman11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who was looking at luxury cars during his child's birth?

He was having a midwife crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bag06a
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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So I hear a lot of you ladies are looking for a guy at about 6 feet?

I can find you one, but it'll take a bit of digging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethday
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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My students spent too much time looking at the clock yesterday, so I put it face down this morning. When the students asked where my clock went, I responded " you guys stared it down yesterday..." 5 seconds later chuckles started popcorning throughout the room.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrfilip
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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If you haven’t ever done so, try looking at a penny through a microscope.

It is magnifi-cent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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What are you looking out the window at?

Her: β€œNothing...” Dad: β€œThat must be his middle name!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frat_Guy_PA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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What is the only other situation in which you can say, β€œI see the sea!”, besides actually looking at the sea?

In an eye test I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Regorius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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I told my son today, "Here's something you might not have known about me, I can cut wood by just looking at it."

He replied, "I don't believe you, but would you care to elaborate?"

I answered, "Its true! I saw it with my own eyes!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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My dad asked me what are you looking at, and I said Reddit obviously. And he said,”Why are you looking at it if you already read it?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaseTheDeveloper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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As a dad-to-be, you guys may often find me looking at the ceiling.

Just a head's-up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/V13Axel
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Me: Dad, the dog is only looking at you because you have that banana.

Dad: No she's looking because I have a peel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeToExplain
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2017
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Daddy what are you looking at?

Oh, I'm just looking outside at some sky butt.

What?

The sky is mooning me.

Daaaaaad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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What do you call someone who likes looking at fresh, new Wiki pages?

A Pediaphile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdvantaJeous
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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Looking at the Thanksgiving grocery shopping pile: "I see you got some Molasses."

"What do they do with the rest of the Mole, anyway?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alephnul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

A chicken sees-a-salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do you call a rooster looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeenaBeti
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovelesswalks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What do you call a chicken that's looking at some lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyar99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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What do you call a chicken looking at your lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undrgrnd0924
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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What do you call it when a hen is looking at a price of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4myfortnite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jenivede
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marty___mcfly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Did you know I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it?

It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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- Dad, is it true that you can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it?
  • Yeah, I saw it with my own eyes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nightievv
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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What do you call a Chicken looking at Lettuce?

Chicken Ceaser Salad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoadedEmu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinCDavis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2016
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What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce?

Chicken sees-a-salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dacs1306
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rum-King
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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What do you call a chicken looking at romaine lettuce?

Chicken Ceaser Salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Preemfunk
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