A list of puns related to "Longwell Green"
Might need a new clutch but current place is booked up for weeks π¬ Cheers.
Edit: awesome, cheers all
As the title, finish work at 6AM, live in longwell green just down from asda. What bus's can I get to get home? Normally am on the bike but it won't be usable until maybe Tuesday, can anyone tell what bus's? Hengrove leisure park to longwell green.
Ground is level grass field
60 sq m 6 x 10 Lots of solid wood double doors
Electrical cabling and sockets for solar or diesel generator connection
Guttering for rainwater harvesting Plumbing
Skylights
Ventilation for fireplaces and kitchenware
Floor electrical sockets throughout
Does anybody know any good builders please?
Hi, I've accidentally booked these tickets and cannot attend on Thursday. 2 tickets for the 20.30 showing at Vue Cinema longwell green. Its a great film and about to end its run at the cinema. I recommend seeing it on the big screen.
EDIT - these are now gone
Who observed social distancing, controlled the number of people in the store, provided a cloth for people wash their hands on entry and generally working well under tough circumstances- even with the moany twat who tried to stroll into the shop then bitched about how nothing they were doing was right because he had to wait in line for a whole 5 minutes.
Went down today and noticed they've ripped out all the traffic calming in favour of those useless long speedbumps that you don't have to slow down for. Anyone know the logic?
I'm assuming there was excess traffic that needed to be freed up, as whenever I've driven down there it's been pretty slow going.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Hello, me and my dad were wondering if anyone knew any good spots for open driving. Maybe like a big warehouse or car park? Weβre not too sure and arenβt convinced there are many about but Iβm sure someone knows somewhere. Only asking as I want to learn to drive safely. Cheers
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Does anyone know if there are any small friendly gyms around At George, Hanham or Kingswood that are relatively quiet?
I have quite social anxiety and can't really get myself to go to larger gyms like PureGym etc. as it stresses me out and I can't actually focus on working out.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
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Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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