Longneck Puns

A list of puns related to "Longneck"

A giraffe walks into a bar and order a pint of beer and some nuts

The bartender says “that’ll be £9.50, we don’t get many giraffes around here”

The giraffe says “with those prices, I’m surprised you get anyone at all”

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👤︎ u/Rectanglehead
📅︎ Nov 13 2022
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I used to love telling jokes about ostriches and emus

But they don't really fly around here

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👤︎ u/5am_dad
📅︎ Nov 05 2022
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