Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover up their butt quacks
Why does a duck have tail-feathers?
Its okay if you phone auto correct "FUCK" to "DUCK".
You still using fowl language.
An outdoor neighborhood cat was hiding in some bushes while I was hedge trimming. Didn't see him and clipped his tail clean off. I panicked and grabbed the cat and his tail rushing to my car and drove like a mad man to Walmart. The greeter was puzzled and asked why I brought the cat.
"Because you're the largest re-tailer in the world!"
You should always fear a pirate duck
He has the power to unleash the quackin
What happens when you put ducks in the concrete
You get quacks in the sidewalk
My favorite crime tv show has a duck as the main character.
He always quacks the case.
I love going to the park. But the ducks keep harassing my dog.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Did you ever hear about the police unit that had a drug duck instead of a dog?
It was excellent at detecting quack
A tale of two ducks
Okay, I'm getting married & maybe this isn't the right place but worth a shot. I need a catchy phrase (hashtag) that involves the word "Duck"... It's going to be my last name. Help a girl out with your best word play/puns!!!
What kind of drugs do ducks sell?
A duck wants into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist: “I’d like some chapstick”
The pharmacist says “but you’re a duck, how are you going to pay for that?”
The duck says “it’s fine, just put it on my bill”
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him.
That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Son: "Dad! I just saw two ducks at the park!"
Dad: “Sorry, son... That’s not possible.”
Son: “I really did, I promise!”
Dad: “It isn’t possible for two ducks to be be in the same place at the same time.”
Son: “Why not?”
Dad: “Because, son. It would create a pair-o-ducks!”
A lady walks into a bar with a duck
The bartender comes over and says:“Hey, you can’t have pigs in here”
The lady says: “This ain’t no pig, it’s a duck!”
The bartender says: “I know, I was talking to the duck”
What do you call a crate full of ducks?
I walked by a lobster shack, the sign said $2.00 lobster tails. I paid the man 2 dollars
he begins; once upon a time there was this lobster.....
Why are ducks so crazy?
Because they're addicted to quack!
LOOKING FOR DUCK PUNS
please actual duck puns, play on words.
not jokes :) thanks!
We have a duck dealer over here
My toddler was about to hit her head on a bar at the playground, so I told her to duck and she quacked at me....
Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?
What is Donald Duck's drug of choice?
What did the duck say when the king ordered him to speak?
I told my son that I have 19 jokes about ducks
18 are too fowl to repeat but this one just quacks me up
Where do ducks go for breakfast? 🦆
Stopped by a roadside lobster stand that said 'lobster tails £2' I paid my £2 and the owner of the stand says...
Once upon a time there was this lobster.
Why was the duck arrested?
Here's an interesting story of how I have a black thick furred animal with short tail that walks on soles of its feet
The story is long ,bear with me
A duck walks into a bar....
The barman goes, "Waddle it be?"
A man walks into the Drs office with a duck on his head. The doctor says "What can I do for you today?" The duck says "Doc, can you get this guy off my tail?"
I just got back from a long day of duck hunting, so I decided to put my feet up and have my favorite snack.
How does a mermaid wash her tail?
A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today...
The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack.
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover there butt Quacks!
Straight from my ten year old.... I’m so proud.
What did the duck say to the puppy?
What is a ducks favourite dip?
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover it's butt quack.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover it’s butt-quack.
What's under a duck tail?
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover up their butt quack
Here goes nothing….
Why does a duck have tail feathers….
To cover its butt quack
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What is a duck's favourite drug?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover up their butt quacks
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