Loftis Puns

A list of puns related to "Loftis"

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👤︎ u/123_Syzygy
📅︎ Jan 05 2016
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One of my life's aspirations is to play soccer in an airplane... and score!

It's a lofty goal.

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👤︎ u/Masselein
📅︎ Feb 01 2023
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The internet connection at my farm was really sketchy, so I moved my modem to the barn.

Now I have stable Wi-Fi.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Nov 10 2022
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Do you think jugglers who live in houses with low ceilings...

Have lofty dreams?

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👤︎ u/TheGratefulJuggler
📅︎ May 13 2021
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My kid dreams of one day living in the attic.

He has lofty ambitions.

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👤︎ u/ryanooooo
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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My friend wants to move into his parents attic...

He has lofty ambitions.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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My wife got me this morning...

Wife: "What shall we do today?"

Me: "I was thinking about building a small storage loft over the east side of the garage."

Wife: "That's a lofty goal."

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👤︎ u/Brocktoberfest
📅︎ Jan 02 2016
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