My little girl accidentally broke one of her toy flowers. All I could say was...

Whoopsie-daisy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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I knew a great gardener.

He had trouble with flowers. His patience was growing a little thin. He keeps Vining to know Rye. The answer is a little seedling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StatusFancy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2021
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Mommy tomato, daddy tomato, and baby tomato were all out for a leisurely Sunday stroll

They walked through the flower gardens at the park. They skimmed stones across the lake. They fed the ducks bread.

It was a perfect Sunday.

Then daddy tomato had a call that his brother was in hospital. Across the road was a bus destined for that very place.

They ran back through the park dodging ducks and tripping on stones and getting tangled in foliage. Baby tomato was starting to lag a little. So daddy tomato, in a panic, shot glances at the arriving bus and his helpless offspring. He Ran to his son and with all his might squashed him into the pavement with his Dr Martins boots and said

"Ketchup"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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While shopping for fall decorations with my daughter...

...we stopped off by a store that had lots of fall flowers and pumpkins, including various sizes of mums in different colors. My daughter wanted a couple of the biggest yellow mums to put on either side of our front door, which were crazy expensive. I told her, "I'm a little tight on money right now, so let's keep our purchases to a mini-mum."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grobmyer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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