I just got a ps5 for my little brother.

Best trade I ever made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its-CJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeleton’s favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....

.... Pelvis Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBeard308
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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So I was talking to my little brother

He was annoyed because I unplugged this really loud fan, I told him to chill out and when he plugged it back in I ask are we cool now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josephkeen0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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When the snow came, all my little brother did was look through the window

If it got any worse, I would have had to let him in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My buddy John gave his size 13 boots to his little brother, Phil. Problem is, Phil wears size 9.

John left large shoes to Phil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lameguy13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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My little brother keeps annoying me with this ant and ticks he found...

I am really getting tired of his ant ticks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthbaum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My dumb way of greeting my little brother on his 20th birthday imgur.com/2hliHeR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pr0crasturbatin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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My little brother fell off of a toy ambulance and started to cry then someone makes a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshTheTeddy
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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My little brother made this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoakZ_SlasH
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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When i wanted to take the PlayStation controller away from my little brother, I'd bribe him with a candy bar.

It was one of the Twix of the trade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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My brother is upset that our grandpa left a little more money for me in his will.

I said, β€œThis is like splitting heirs.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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As a kid I didn't like my little brother.

But eventually he grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realsubxero
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I was supposed to build a playground for my little brother, but I accidentally broke it.

My dad said he'll let this slide for now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sphmer1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What was the name of Einstein's little brother?

Zweistein!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acnine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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Daughter: "Dad! My little brother said I'm as chubby as the blue ribbon steer at the State Fair!"

Dad: "That isn't very nice but it's a reasonable fat simile."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Die4Cy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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My little brother just laid down a perfect dad joke..

My brother and I are watching Star Wars VI. The Rebel Alliance is talking about destroying the shields on the planet Endor. I turn to my brother and ask him, "Isn't Endor the planet with the forests and tall trees?". He grins, turns to me, and says, "No; that's Outdoor". I'm astounded a 12 year old could be so clever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toomuchlovin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
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Have you heard of Eminems shy little brother? He's called Ehm...inem.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbaoss
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Father's Day here in Australia and my grandad asked if my little brother was cold.

Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bennybyrnes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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My friend told me a story of how his little brother ate pages of a magazine and I asked if it was Readers Digest.

I’m too proud of myself to not tell anyone. I honestly think it was like one of those jokes that you come up with after the opportunity has passed, accept this time I thought of it quick enough. I hope this doesn’t appear as self-aggrandizement, I just think it was a good pun.

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Went to visit my brother in the city and noticed he had cute little statues in his garden that lit up and moved around with the music he had piped out there.

He said they were metro gnomes.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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My little brother's pun brought me to tears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvTheSmev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2014
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Little brother makes a purchase

I'm talking to my younger brother on the phone and he tells me that he used his Best Buy gift card. He debated on Beats headphones but decided on Bose. "You made a sound decision little bro".

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My little brother sat down at dinner after getting his ear pierced for the first time...

No one notices for a minute or two until my dad catches sight of it.

"Oh H! You got a bit of metal in your ear."

Mum starts fussing straight away but quickly calms down.

"Where'd you get it done?" She asks.

Without skipping a beat dad says.

"In his left ear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlelondonboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2014
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I was asking my little brother if he knew who Baloo from the Jungle Book was.

My dad butted in after my brother said he didn't know.

"Maybe he knows Red or Green."

I fucking lost it.

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When my dad and his brothers were little, my grandpa would always ask them, "who wants to go park?!"

They would all get excited thinking they were going to go play in the park, they'd all load up in the car, and my grandpa would back the car out of the garage and park it on the curb outside the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HardcoreDesk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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My little brother pulled this one at the grocery store...

As we were checking out this conversation occurred.

Cashier: would you like your milk in a bag?

Little brother: no, keep it in the jug please.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maplerzega
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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Little brother dadjoked me in Target

LB: Why are the soda dispensers out of order?

Me: Something is broken and it hasn't been fixed yet.

LB: But they can just reorganize it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pompous512
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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Just Heard My Little Brother Say This...

My 3-year old brother was hollering up to my mother, who is upstairs.

Brother: "Momma, come downstairs!"

Mother: "Just a minute, I'm getting ready."

Brother: "You're not getting ready, you're Momma!"

Found this funny, so I thought I should share it with y'all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bragankelly9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2016
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My little brother just threw a milk carton at me

WTF how dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cookiesfly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2015
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It's a little known fact that Aaron Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack.

His name was Tim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhenry_dsm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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My dad just came home from surgery still a little loopy. Pulled this one on my brother and I.

Me: We should have post surgery cake! (Proceed to tell my brother he should make it just to see if he would.) Bro: I'm not making that cake bro. I gotta leave. Dad: I've got Tylenol.

Took me a minute but damn was it funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dynatime
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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My little brother asked my dad what frontier means

My dad, without skipping a beat, stands up and sideways. He points to his furthest ear to my brother and says "well this one's your back ear.." and then points to his other ear and says "and this one is your frontier!"

He laughed so hard he almost passed out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mopperton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2015
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My dad got my little brother so well.

http://i.imgur.com/gRHzFPD.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_already_reddit_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2016
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My little brother just wants a bunch of steam gift cards for Christmas

Dad - "I have plenty of steam son, I can get you that for free."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magik_man_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2016
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My son got us all, and made his little brother cry, at game night.

We were playing a popular table top naval warfare game, and my son proclaimed his next shot, "I-1!"

His little brother, who was already slightly behind, burst into tears, yelling, "What? You can't do that! Mom that's not fair."

It took us all a few seconds to figure out why he was so upset.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhabaLox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2015
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My little brother is already training.

He thinks he's funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sydleismith
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2015
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Little brother always says this...

Whenever someone in my household asks how we're supposed to do something (carrying multiple things at once, beat a boss in a video game, clean the house before mom gets home) he always replies before anyone says anything, "very carefully."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalxForm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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My dad got my brother with this when he was little

My dad, my grandpa, and my brother were on a long car ride and there was snow along the side of the road. My dad says, "look at all the snow out there!" Then he turns to my brother and says, "there's kind of a lot of snew too." My brother right away asks "What's snew?" My dad very proudly answers "Not much, what's new with you?"

My dad and my grandpa lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsbrytonyo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2013
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My little brother was making a mobile of the solar system

Brother: Dad, what color is Uranus?

Dad: the same as yours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envirolution
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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Dadjoked by my little brother

Me: If you don't shut up, I'll kill you with my bare hands.
Him: You don't have bare hands, you have human hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spendexx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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Dad joked my little brother

Him- "I discovered some fungi in the woods!" Me- "What was his name?" Him- "..... Who?" Me- "The fun guy!"

I proceed to laugh while he shakes his head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhantomMenace95
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2014
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Got my little brother while he was watching Wolf of Wall Street today.

He says "oh man, living that life would be intense"

I quickly respond with "No, that life would be in mansions not in tents"

A mighty sigh inevitably followed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sickladbro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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My little brother joked us in the kitchen

A little background: we are eating Mexican food for dinner. Tostitoes and salsa are out on the table and my brother and I were snacking on them while waiting.

Mom (feeling the granite countertop): "oh no, there's a chip in the counter!"

Brother (holds out salsa): "here, I bet it'd go good with this"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkingcarpet23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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Dad got my little brother

Dad: So what'd you do at your cousin's house?

Brother: Umm, we just played video games. Oh, and for lunch I ate half a taco.

Dad: So you ate a ta?

Brother: sighs Yeah, I ate a ta then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/29gogo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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Pulled a fast one on my little brother

Alright so I was at the bar last night and they had TMNT themed pizzas, which was cool. I texted one of my little brothers about it and he said "woah, no way, show me that's badass."

I took a picture of the menu but couldn't quite get the whole thing in one snap so I said "k here you go, couldn't get the whole menu but you get the picture."

My boyfriend rolled his eyes and I was laughing hysterically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_winter_storm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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My annoying little brother asks me which bug grosses me out this ants or those ticks...

I replied I am really getting tired of your ant ticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthbaum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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