I don’t know if this is a scam or not? I’ve just received a phone call saying I’ve won $250 or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show...

Then it said just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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A bus carrying tourists headed to see Elvis Presley’s Graceland has over turned. No one was injured

But they were all shook up.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Elvis Presley wrote a song about where he styled his hair.

Gelhouse Rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What can't Elvis Presley help to do?

He can't help falling in love with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supevict
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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β€œI have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses.

It will be for people who love meat tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lepew13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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The Beatles once recorded a song about a blue underwater vehicle.

Oops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Elvis Presley considered converting to Islam before he died. He even settled on a Muslim name:

Ahmal Shooq-Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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I've always wanted to start and Elvis Presley themed Steakhouse...

Who doesn't Love Meat Tender!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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"Can you cut my hair like Elvis Presley, please?" I asked the hairdresser.

He said, "Uhuh."

I said, "Thank you very much."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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What does Elvis Presley say after a jailhouse fight?

Shank you. Shank you very much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inventsoftware
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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The Beatles tried recording an alphabet song....

But never made it past the Letter B Letter B Letter B Letter B

(Sing it you know you want to!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegoBSpace
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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The wife accused me of always dropping random Elvis lyrics in our conversations.

Her suspicious mind left me all shook up

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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It’s been a long time since I listened to a song by Staind

You could almost say, it’s been a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jepeggys
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?

A hummingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koNekterr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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My Wife said she would leave me if I didn’t stop singing songs by the Monkees, I thought she was joking

But then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeManDude__
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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A list of puns I made about a friend named Ann.

ANNforgivable, ANNother One, bANNed, ANNdroid, ANNticlimactic, ANNbelievable, ANNemployment, ANNcharted, ANNgry, ANNlucky, ANNseen, ANNalyze, ANNadvised, ANNafraid, ANNaided, ANNapologetic, United NatANNs, AmericANN, CanadiANN, IndiANN, JamaicANN, BritANN, JapANN, AsiANN, HumANN, ANNoying, DirectANN, ProductANN, DestructANN, RegeneratANN, AcceleratANN, AbsorptANN, AccommodatANN, AccumulatANN ActANN, additANN, SubscriptANN, SubtractANN, MultiplicatANN, DivisANN, EducatANN, AssumptANN, AppreciatANN, ANNything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevotionInChains
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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My husband changed the name of our wifi to be a pun of a Will Smith song imgur.com/cFcRxOH
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ResellTheStyle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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After Simon & Garfunkel split up, they considered changing the name of one of their most popular songs

to β€œParsley, Sage, and Rosemary” because they just needed some Thyme apart.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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My cousin has a crippling, irrational, fear of being beaten up by Mexicans.

….so his doctor gave him medication for Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritishTeeth11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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My dog peed on my list of favorite businesses in the city

Now what’s left is Yellow Pages

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrabApprehensive
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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Where did Noah keep a record of his bees?

In the Ark Hives!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Did you guys know that Mortal Kombat was actually based off of an old Scandinavian worship song?

A Finnish Hymn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zblaze68
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded β€˜Lola’ and β€˜You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...

I just have to work out a few Kinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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When I married my wife, I made a list of all the chores I knew how to do to help out in the house.

It was the list I could do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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What's the favorite song of bad luck?

Misfor- tune

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDPrime
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I got ten voicemails from Jamaica in the span of an hour. Each message was a separate Bob Marley song.

Some was obviously jammin my phone.

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

It’s my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Then you can get married by Elvis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canooter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing

HeHe

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Did you hear about all the trouble that a drummer caused by coming out of retirement?

Apparently there were several repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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Sometimes, I just can’t remember a specific part of a song.

Maybe it just isn’t note-worthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudoku12
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I got assaulted by a group of mimes.

It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I found an old vinyl record of insect sounds.

I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hover-lovecraft
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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My underprivileged friend will only listen to the b side of his records.

It’s like he lives on the other side of the tracks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrillho333
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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Two potatoes are standing by the side of the road, how can you tell which one it the prostitute?

The one stamped Idaho!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Julitacanchita
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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My friend Robert is a lawyer who specializes in helping convicted people by getting their records erased permanently. Everyone calls him...

Expunge Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeoffInNC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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*to the tune of Batman theme song*

da na na na na na na na na na BACK PAIN.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ladyraptorclawz
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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I'm opening a chain of elvis themed steak restaurants

It's for people who love meat tender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2canVANdam
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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I'm opening a chain of Elvis themed steak restaurants...

It will be for people who love meat tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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PLEASE BE CAREFUL! I don’t know if this is a scam or not?

I’ve just received a phone call saying I’ve won Β£250 or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show, then it said just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.

Has anyone else had this?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuntCaseKid
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Did you know that Mortal Combat is based off of a Scandinavian church song?

It’s a Finnish hymn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YankeesFan80
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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