47 Hilarious List of military trucks Puns

This mission equipment list (now laminated) I found while restoring my surplus military truck

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📅︎ Oct 19 2019

TIL that in 1999, 40 million people suddenly lost power in the Philippines, igniting fears of a possible military coup, only to find out that the cooling pipes of one power grid had sucked up 50 dump truck’s worth of jellyfish which caused the outage. smithsonianmag.com/scienc…

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👤︎ u/AwesomeFrito

📅︎ Oct 23 2019

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TIL that Kyoto was actually at the top of the list of targets for the atomic bomb, not Nagasaki nor Hiroshima. Secretary of War Henry Stimson ordered for the ancient city with its thousands of palaces, temples, and shrines to be removed from the list, but the military kept on putting it back. bbc.com/news/world-asia-3…

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👤︎ u/BeardedGlass

📅︎ Nov 06 2019

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Israel is drawing up a secret list of military and intelligence officials who might be subject to arrest abroad if the International Criminal Court in the Hague opens an investigation into alleged Israeli war crimes in the Palestinian territories. haaretz.com/israel-news/.…

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👤︎ u/mortalaa

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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Military truck drives through crowd of protesters v.redd.it/3x9b9q81r1g51

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👤︎ u/KevKopson

📅︎ Aug 09 2020

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Iran is sending significant number of military trucks to Armenian army in conflict zone with Azerbaijan youtu.be/k1Nz30TAeE4

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👤︎ u/Guneyliqara

📅︎ Sep 30 2020

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saw this military looking 6x6 truck abandoned in countryside of north slovenia, and I have trouble identifying what it is. Does anyone know?

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👤︎ u/lemans65

📅︎ Feb 16 2020

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Trump's disparagement of the military has a long history beyond his ignorant and hurtful comments. Trump has deliberately and purposefully harmed veterans through his policies and actions while in office (list compiled by Cathy Herman-Harsch)

• In May 2020, the White House ended National Guard deployments one day before they could claim benefits

• ⁠The Trump admin seized 5 million masks intended for VA hospitals. Kushner distributes these masks to private entities for a fee, who then sells the masks to the government

• ⁠Trump fired the captain of the USS Theodore Roosevelt after he warned superiors that COVID19 was spreading among his crew. The virus subsequently spread amongst the crew.

• ⁠After Iran's retaliatory strike, 109 US troops suffered brain injuries. Trump dismissed these as "headaches"

• ⁠Pardoned multiple war criminals, which stomped on long standing military values, discipline, and command. Trump has no military experience (May&Nov, 2019)

• ⁠Trump mocked Lt. Col. Vindman for his rank and uniform. He threatened said purple heart officer, resulting in the Army providing him protection

• ⁠Trump’s Chief of Staff worked—in secret—to deny comprehensive health coverage to Vietnam Vets who suffered from Agent Orange.

• ⁠There is a facility in Tijuana for US veterans that Trump deported. Wounded war vet, Sen Duckworth (D) marked Veterans Day 2019 by visiting this facility

• ⁠Russia took control of the main U.S. military facility in Syria abandoned on Trump’s orders. Russia now owns the airstrip we built

• ⁠On Oct 7, 2019, Trump abruptly withdrew support from America's allies in Syria after a phone call with Turkey's president (Erdogan). Turkey subsequently bombed US Special Forces.

• ⁠Trump sent thousands of American troops to defend the oil assets of the country that perpetrated 9/11

• ⁠In Sept 2019, he made an Air Force cargo crew, flying from the U.S. to Kuwait stop in Scotland (where there's no U.S. base) to refuel at a commercial airport (where it costs more), so they could stay overnight at a Trump property (which isn't close to the airport). Trump’s golf courses are losing money, so he's forcing the military to pay for 5-star nights there.

• ⁠In Sept, 2019, Pentagon pulled funds for military schools, military housing funds, and daycare to pay for Trump's border wall.

• ⁠In Aug, 2019, emails revealed that three of Trump's Mar-a-Lago pals, who are now running Veterans Affairs, are rampant with meddling. "They had no experience in veterans affairs (none of them even served in the military) nor underwent any kind of approval process to serve as de facto managers. Yet, with Trump’s approval, they directed actions and criticized operations without any oversight. They wa

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👤︎ u/coniunctio

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

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Four of these vehicles were driving down the interstate in Indianapolis. Almost look like military fire trucks? Anyone know what they are for?

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👤︎ u/Ravanik

📅︎ Mar 16 2020

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The military develops plan to use EVs similar to Tesla Semi for remote missions. Lt. General Eric Wesley is working on a detailed white paper for the military use of EVs. Wesley is inspired by the development of large battery-powered trucks by Tesla and others. electrek.co/2020/04/23/th…

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👤︎ u/mafco

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

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Yet another rarity in Calgary: 1 of 328 Lamborghini LM-002s. Originally built for military use but ultimately marketed as a luxury SUV/truck. Sold from 1986 to 1993, powered by the Countach's V12 so it was fairly quick. Also has seats in its little box.

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👤︎ u/HiTork

📅︎ Aug 28 2019

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This convoy of trucks contains nearly 3,000 Tibetans who have been forcibly re-located by the military under threat of violence in the U-Tsang region of Tibet. The Tibetan lifestyle of peace is being destroyed by the genocidal Chinese regime.

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👤︎ u/Chuck_Fina_

📅︎ Dec 29 2019

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TIL within two months of the Dec. 7, 1941, bombing of Pearl Harbor, the last civilian cars rolled off assembly lines, and auto plants converted to military-only production of arms, munitions, trucks, tanks and planes. Civilian production of automobiles didn’t begin again until after the war in 1945. autonews.com/article/2011…

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👤︎ u/ryandmc609

📅︎ Oct 17 2019

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Israel's War Minister Nephtali Bennett announces an escalation of military operations against Syria: We pledge to remove Iran from Syria within a year We were bombing some Hezbollah trucks, but from now on we will bomb them all We will turn Syria into Vietnam of their own twitter.com/janoubi_hawiy…

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👤︎ u/ThatTwitterHandle

📅︎ Feb 09 2020

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Since there are too many deaths, the city of Bergamo, Italy is forced to send the corpse of the victims out of the town using Military Trucks. Ghastly.

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👤︎ u/educioffi

📅︎ Mar 19 2020

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Islamic State of Iraq (ISI) conduct a tanker truck SVBIED attack against a military base in Muqdadiyah, N. Diyala province in 2008. Massive fireball v.redd.it/m5j1k2lx7u851

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👤︎ u/SuperMcG

📅︎ Jul 04 2020

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The arrival of 40 Russian trucks loaded with weaponry, ammunition and armored vehicles at the coordination and military operations center between SDF and Russian forces in Ain Issa twitter.com/NPA_English/s…

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👤︎ u/waitingandseeing

📅︎ Nov 06 2019

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Military truck runs over protesters in Venezuela amid political unrest globalnews.ca/news/522110…

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👤︎ u/AllGamer

📅︎ Apr 30 2019

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Me and my friends thought it was just a rumor so when the trucks came we were simply amazed. Somehow at the same moment a bunch of military and police helicopters flew above us (we later found out they were getting ready for an airshow) making the moment legendary. I live in Romania btw.

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👤︎ u/MomacelTheDank

📅︎ Nov 23 2019

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I found a deal on one of those military style cargo trucks. Would this be a good overland vehicle?

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👤︎ u/eepeep-backwards

📅︎ Mar 25 2020

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TIL that in 1999, 40 million people suddenly lost power in the Philippines, igniting fears of a possible military coup, only to find out that the cooling pipes of one power grid had sucked up 50 dump truck’s worth of jellyfish which caused the outage. smithsonianmag.com/scienc…

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👤︎ u/kwentongskyblue

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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Bergamo, Italy. Military trucks bring coffins out of the city, severely hit by Covid

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👤︎ u/RoastedRhino

📅︎ Mar 19 2020

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u/AnalSoapOpera lists some of the ways that President Trump has insulted/slighted the US military np.reddit.com/r/politics/…

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👤︎ u/tshiar

📅︎ Oct 17 2019

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Military truck rolled in. Driver says truck lacked power and was misfiring. Removed the diesel filter and a layer of this forbidden snack was found at the bottom.

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👤︎ u/CarFreak777

📅︎ Sep 18 2019

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Italy's fleet of the dead: Military trucks transport scores of coronavirus victims' coffins to be cremated dailymail.co.uk/news/arti…

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👤︎ u/petitveritas

📅︎ Mar 19 2020

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US military truck crash kills civilian in Okinawa - Japanese police say a breath test on the military truck driver detected a level of alcohol about 3 times above the legal limit. www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/e…

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👤︎ u/rednotbot

📅︎ Nov 19 2017

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Military truck with this strange thing on top. Some Type of Radar?

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👤︎ u/jaktak007

📅︎ Jan 18 2020

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Around 12 pm. 5 North at 14 backed up. First thought was long weekend returning traffic but than I saw a lot of police passing by both North bound and South. Also so 4 or 5 black military busses similar to bomb squad trucks. Have no idea what's going on though.

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👤︎ u/powerofz

📅︎ Feb 17 2020

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The Root of Identity Photo Contest - (First Prize $250 ) Our memories take pride in a daddy’s worn-out military jacked or uncle’s rusty Chevy truck. Use daily life objects and find a way to make a photo story. (2020/08/13) {WW} frsthand.com/call/cultura…

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👤︎ u/Persie__7

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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Can we please get the “shit mobile” in blackout instead of the generic military truck???

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👤︎ u/Beerboy84

📅︎ Nov 11 2018

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200 US Trucks,full of military and logistical supplies,have entered Syria from Semalka Border Crossing,the first entry of US Truck into Syria,ever since the formal defeat of ISIS on March 23 twitter.com/VivaRevolt/st…

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👤︎ u/Abdo95

📅︎ Mar 24 2019

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About 40 tanks and a number of military trucks delivered from Russia to Syria mid July 2019 at the port in Tartus twitter.com/obretix/statu…

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👤︎ u/Nic0817

📅︎ Oct 20 2019

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The truck of Canadian military trained Neo Nazi Patrik Mathews, an explosives expert, was found near the US - Canada border. If you are in the PNW, keep your eyes open for him. He is most likely gonna go to Spokane for that hate camp The Base is running. cbc.ca/news/canada/manito…

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👤︎ u/Potemkin_City_Limits

📅︎ Sep 04 2019

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Just a reminder that Reddit/China dosnt want this picture of military trucks entering Hong Kong on their platform.

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👤︎ u/Tarrock

📅︎ Aug 13 2019

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TIL of the Sniffex - a divining rod used to detect explosives. The Navy ran tests showing the device failing to detect two trucks hauling over 1000 lbs of explosives and concluded it didn't work. The military bought 8 anyway. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sni…

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👤︎ u/EtOHMartini

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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GOP List of Alleged Voter Fraud in Nevada Contains Hundreds of Military Addresses military.com/daily-news/2…

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👤︎ u/jeffinRTP

📅︎ Nov 11 2020

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This is my work truck that I bought new in 2003 and used until I retired in 2015. 7.3 power stroke diesel. I did mostly commercial/ industrial and historic renovation. Carpentry and masonry. The extensive list of tools is in the comments

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👤︎ u/fangelo2

📅︎ Feb 22 2020

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Rojava Network: International Coalition has sent another batch of reinforcements coming from Kurdistan region. The trucks are loaded with logistical supplies, military equipment and vehicles. twitter.com/RojavaNetwork…

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👤︎ u/cptSwing

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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GOP List of Alleged Voter Fraud in Nevada Contains Hundreds of Military Addresses military.com/daily-news/2…

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👤︎ u/GOB_Farnsworth

📅︎ Nov 12 2020

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u/victorvictor provides a list of Trump actions against american militaries reddit.com/r/politics/com…

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👤︎ u/AceOfP

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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The truck of Canadian military trained Neo Nazi Patrik Mathews, an explosives expert, was found near the US - Canada border. If you are in the PNW, keep your eyes open for him. He is most likely gonna go to Spokane for that hate camp The Base is running. cbc.ca/news/canada/manito…

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👤︎ u/Potemkin_City_Limits

📅︎ Sep 04 2019

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This pennant. Pulled out of the back of a truck, probably military or something.

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👤︎ u/Andrew_The_Cat

📅︎ Jul 24 2019

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Petition to add Euro Truck Simulator 2 to the List of approved games

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👤︎ u/TUS2101

📅︎ Feb 19 2020

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Yang in response to news about a fired truck driver carrying out a mass shooting: "Oh no. There will be many displaced truckers in the days ahead. Tens of thousands are ex-military."