List of cryptocurrencies Puns

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

ANNforgivable, ANNother One, bANNed, ANNdroid, ANNticlimactic, ANNbelievable, ANNemployment, ANNcharted, ANNgry, ANNlucky, ANNseen, ANNalyze, ANNadvised, ANNafraid, ANNaided, ANNapologetic, United NatANNs, AmericANN, CanadiANN, IndiANN, JamaicANN, BritANN, JapANN, AsiANN, HumANN, ANNoying, DirectANN, ProductANN, DestructANN, RegeneratANN, AcceleratANN, AbsorptANN, AccommodatANN, AccumulatANN ActANN, additANN, SubscriptANN, SubtractANN, MultiplicatANN, DivisANN, EducatANN, AssumptANN, AppreciatANN, ANNything.

Now what’s left is Yellow Pages

Now I can't even read the thing!

It was the list I could do

What do you call bees that make milk?

Boo-bees

What do you call a beehive with no exit?

Un-bee-leavable

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

Because all they do is hold

I’m 6ft 2” how big are the others?

1. alright
2. alright
3. alright
4. alright
5. alright
6. alright
7. alright
8. alright
9. alright
10. absoutely briliant

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

That was the punchline

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.

🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.

🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.

🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.

🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.

🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.

🍺 Beer may help improve memory.

🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

For example

1. I ate my friend's lunch
2. I ate my friend's colon

handshakes

But Patrick is the star.

Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

He said no.

Poetry.

A barberqueue

Curiosity killed the cat :(

A car-pet.

I know he means well.

Edit: Wow. Thanks for the awards, kind Reddit strangers!

She said, "Airplane? What is it?"

"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."

But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

Because seven was a registered six-offender.

Henceforth the test will be known as the T.

We got a long well.

A skele-ton!

The bartender asks what they'd like.

The executive of Miller orders a Miller Lite, so the bartender gives it to him. The executive of Bud orders a Bud Light, and he's given one. The bartender looks at the CEO of Guinness, and he asks for a Coke. The bartender, bewildered, hands him the Coke and asks why he didn't order a Guinness. In reply, he said,

"I figured if those two weren't drinking beer, then neither would I!"

..... oof !!

He’s assembling his cabinet.

Number 3 will shock you

Now I can't read anything.

Now I can't read anything .

I know he means well.