List of breeds in the Australian Poultry Standards Puns

A list of puns related to "List of breeds in the Australian Poultry Standards"

TIL the famous "Chicken Ranch" brothel is so named because they implemented a "poultry standard" to lure in customers during the Great Depression, charging one chicken for each sexual act en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi…
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👤︎ u/filthy_lucre
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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Double Dewclaws are so common in Great Pyrenees that it became breed standard to have them. The dewclaws are also not vestigial and do serve an ancestral purpose of helping trek through snow
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👤︎ u/EvilishMystic
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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These fires now top the list of area burnt in Australian history

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushfires_in_Australia

Currently 5.9M ha.

Second on the list, the 1849 fires (5M ha) were fought on horse and carriage and had very few containment lines in place to control them.

Most of the other large area fires (notably 1974 [4.5M ha] and 84 [3.5M ha]) were mostly grassland fires that were caused by overly wet conditions turning the desert to combustibles.

The closest comparable event is the 1938/39 Black Friday fires [2M ha] which burnt out a 3rd of the area that has burnt now and had significantly less technology to fight them.

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👤︎ u/smileedude
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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Come for the standard landlord not returning a deposit on time with a ridiculous list of deductions, stay for the bear break-ins. reddit.com/r/legaladvice/…
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👤︎ u/mona__mayfair
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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A list of vicious dog attacks in Oklahoma. Probably lots more have happened but one person can't track them all on his own. The CDC should be doing this since it's their job–but it might make someone's favorite breed look bad. oklahomahistory.net/vicio…
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👤︎ u/Zebras_And_Giraffes
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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"Working-age Australians are underwriting the living standards of older Australians to a much greater extent than the Baby Boomers did for their forebears": Grattan Institute report grattan.edu.au/news/gener…
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👤︎ u/FlickyG
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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Tier list of how well each character would do in a Kart race (Everyone has the same standard car)
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👤︎ u/JimmyJoeJoe__
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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Looking for Bullet and Pecos most of all, also want the rest of the Standards and Freighters. Offering most of anything in list.
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👤︎ u/ZackD13
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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'Bucket-list shot': Australian gets rare photo of space station in front of moon - Amateur astronomer Ken Lawson says it took him eight years but he finally lined up the ‘perfect’ shot theguardian.com/science/2…
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👤︎ u/mvea
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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Is there a complete list online somewhere of the leaders in All-Australian selections?

Wikipedia lists the top 10, however I'm trying to find a list of all players with multiple selection?

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👤︎ u/jamesnav
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Experts in the aged-care sector warn that the government may reduce waiting lists for home-care programs by restricting their eligibility requirements, leaving thousands of older Australians in need thesaturdaypaper.com.au/n…
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👤︎ u/Jagtom83
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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@UPI: RT @UPIPhotos: Dogs arrive on the floor of the Museum of the Dog for the @akcdoglovers reveal of its annual list of the country's top dog breeds of 2018 on March 20, 2019 in NYC. The #labradorretriever was America’s top dog of 2018. Photos by John Angelillo for @UPI. https://t.co/58ljL97iJB mobile.twitter.com/UPI/st…
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👤︎ u/-en-
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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After I closed the document, Word got rid of my list of custom shading colors that had appeared under the standard colors. How do I find the custom shading colors that I've been using in the document? Highlighting text that already has shading didn't work.
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👤︎ u/timeturner88
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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The breed standard calls him defective. I call him the love of my life!
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👤︎ u/BenkiTheBuilder
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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Interactive map of the rates of people who voted directly for candidates rather than party lists in the 2019 Australian Senate Election benraue.carto.com/builder…
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👤︎ u/superegz
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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List of landmark court decisions in the U.S. which established a new legal principle or significantly changed the interpretation of an existing law, such as by introducing a measurable standard for it. The Supreme Court or the Court of Appeals usually make such decisions. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lis…
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👤︎ u/blue_strat
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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Hey guys! I’m adopting this puppy and wondering how big you guys think he’ll get, the person giving him to us says he’s a mix of Saint Bernard, Great Pyrenees and Australian Shepherd. Is there any breed you guys think will be the dominant one when our little guy grows?
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👤︎ u/imterrifiedd
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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What are the things a person should avoid at the ingredients list if they are allergic to seafood and poultry food such as chicken meat and eggs?
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👤︎ u/autumn_warrior
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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"The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality." -- H.L. Mencken
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👤︎ u/John9798
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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This is what most of the listings look like at the RSPCA here in Brisbane. If you're an Australian you should be angry at how much we give to this organisation. $350 adoption fee doesn't even cover the expenses: we are taking a bath on each and every one of these Shitbeasts.
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👤︎ u/XiJinpingPoosPants
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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The H5N8 bird flu virus is spreading in eastern Europe: Bird flu has broken out in Poland, Hungary and the Czech Republic and Slovakia. Huge numbers of poultry have been culled. The EU requires culling instead of vaccination dw.com/en/the-h5n8-bird-f…
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👤︎ u/DoremusJessup
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Asked my vet for dog food recommend. but he can only list the one sold in his office. I’m sure its good but it’s $40/8lb. Got lg breed puppy w/freq loose stools. Otherwise healthy. Neg tests for parasites. Need I other choices but vet declines to give an opinion. Where else can I get reliable info?
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👤︎ u/Lc7707
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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When compiling a list of notable people in the 6th largest city in Vietnam, the World Health Organisation incorporated the work of a local female artist, who had previously featured in some scandalous and revealing photos taken by a paparazzo working for an Australian celebrity magazine

WHO's Hue Who's Who used Hu, whose hoo-hoo Who's Hugh Hughes used

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👤︎ u/PeteJBB
📅︎ Nov 15 2017
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The Morrison government will require businesses with a turnover of more than $100m to pay their small contractors within 20 days if they have Australian government contracts. “All levels of government should set the standard and there should be no excuses for not paying small businesses on time” theguardian.com/business/…
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👤︎ u/ManiaforBeatles
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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The arbitrary list of Australian suppliers

So, given that probably 90% of this sub is American, a lot of the information for us Aussies isn’t very relevant. Especially so since Tandy shut down its Australian store, the go to advice to start at Tandy can mean long lead times to get stuff shipped.
So, I’m going to share what I know with this sub for anyone who searches where to get supplies in Australia. Feel free to chime in if you have any other ideas.

Keep in mind I’m an amateur and my knowledge of the industry is nothing compared to someone who’s been doing it for a while.

First off is Birdsall Leather in Sydney. This is my go to because this is where I got my first lessons in leather crafting. The website is really old and navigation and search could use some work but the staff are super helpful and knowledgeable. Seriously, go in on a Saturday morning and they are fielding phone calls and answering questions like champions.
They are the people for tanning kangaroo and they have a good selection of colours.

Second is Tandy Australia . They ship out of America now. Lead times are really long.
Annoyingly the electrical tools are in 120v so you’ll need a step down transformer. Jaycar sells them for fifty bucks.

Leffler is based out of Melbourne. Delivery times are OK.

Gameco in Auburn is a weird company that sells commercial gas fittings. They are also suppliers of Bladesmithing tools like proper 72x2 sanding belts and knife blanks. It has a sister website called artisan supplies. Stocks are limited, but they sell sewing machines and tiger thread.

leather circle. Based out of Vic. Never been there, just stumbled across them searching.

Feel free to add anything.

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👤︎ u/emptyhides
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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Are English bulldogs under the list of breeds that you guys want to ban?
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👤︎ u/throwawayyyyyy384848
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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Pygmy goat is a breed with a breed standard, not a generalization for all small goats! We put a lot of work into breeding them; try calling small goats “miniature”, or look up their specific breed! (Like Nigerian Dwarf)
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👤︎ u/shesagoatgirl
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Anybody have a list of all the new frog breeds?

Saw some neighbors with them and want to know whether or not there are a lot or not.

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👤︎ u/Sankarma
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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The Ultimate Compilation of Almost 90 Brawl Deck Lists for Standard and Historic – The Brawl Project

https://www.channelfireball.com/all-strategy/articles/the-ultimate-compilation-of-90-brawl-deck-lists-for-standard-and-historic-the-brawl-project/?_ga=2.43233509.1113979424.1576854917-191090778.1556123414

I hadn't seen this posted yet, so thought it would be a good idea. Honestly, it's also a way for me to bookmark it. Looks like a lot of fun decks here.

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👤︎ u/Stalinski13
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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List of Website Blocked by the Australian Federal Police youtu.be/OfFDRIkrI08
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👤︎ u/HeiseSays
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Tribal woman gang-raped by employer in Telangana, husband assaulted for demanding pending salary. Originally from Nagarkurnool, the couple were employed by the prime accused, Prasad Reddy, in his poultry farm on a combined salary of Rs 15,000. news18.com/news/india/tel…
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👤︎ u/darkpaste
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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This is a 7wk old Prague Ratter. A rare breed that no bigger than a chihuahua. This little girl will probably be too big to meet the strict standards to be registered. Help me name her.
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👤︎ u/CreativeSun0
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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[PETITION]: Professor in Australian University got sued after speaking up against lowered admission standard for International students

Petition: https://www.change.org/p/justice-for-murdoch-university-whistleblower-associate-professor-gerd-schroeder-turk

Story: https://old.reddit.com/r/perth/comments/dg50mq/four_corners_whistleblower_sued_by_murdoch/

I had the "privilege" to attend the university in-question for my master degree and I did experience first hand the sub-par international cohorts that shouldn't be there in the first place.

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👤︎ u/theRoadLessTraveled1
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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[OC] Chart of developed nations to show poverty levels based on World Bank data. These standards for poverty are used across all nations. New Zealand is left off of the list because the data was unavailable or the World Bank forgot that it exists.
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👤︎ u/ToddBarely
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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Who were the best American/Canadian/Australian/Kiwi footballers to play in the PL? Like if you had to name 5 or even 10, who'd make your list?

Would you say they adapted very well? Can those countries be counted on to provide decent talent for low prices for all manner of clubs?

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👤︎ u/KevTravels
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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