A barberqueue
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
They’re alright now
I responded, "0mg!"
ANNforgivable, ANNother One, bANNed, ANNdroid, ANNticlimactic, ANNbelievable, ANNemployment, ANNcharted, ANNgry, ANNlucky, ANNseen, ANNalyze, ANNadvised, ANNafraid, ANNaided, ANNapologetic, United NatANNs, AmericANN, CanadiANN, IndiANN, JamaicANN, BritANN, JapANN, AsiANN, HumANN, ANNoying, DirectANN, ProductANN, DestructANN, RegeneratANN, AcceleratANN, AbsorptANN, AccommodatANN, AccumulatANN ActANN, additANN, SubscriptANN, SubtractANN, MultiplicatANN, DivisANN, EducatANN, AssumptANN, AppreciatANN, ANNything.
They dilate.
I'm not a dad, this is not my joke.
Three, to be exact.
A manhole cover
It was my intermission.
Oops! Wrong sub.
The cocktail
Thinking they are young men!
Now what’s left is Yellow Pages
An orphanage.
He’s all right now.
The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."
It was a real shindig
It was the list I could do
Patient- OMG! Doctor- Exactly
The hepatitis-sea.
For starters, peanuts wouldn't have been named peanuts
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
But that remains go be seen.
You can say there is a vas deferens.
"NO WHEY!!!"
You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
All my clothes says XXXX.
Four... roughly speaking.
The Czech is in the mail.
They checked his transcen-dental records.
The hallouminati
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- absoutely briliant
🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.
🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.
🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.
🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.
🍺 Beer may help improve memory.
🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.
But the doctor said he’ll be all right.
Lukewarm
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
Your pupils, as they dielate
The pupils....they dilate.
Me: 0Mg
Your eyes. They dilate.
A barberqueue
It’s because they di-late
Because they dilate.
