"Tight tan, Nick."
It really put a strain on our marriage.
... I still can't believe Gav is gone.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
It was outstanding in it's field.
The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.
Now I can't even read the thing!
PPP PP loans?
It was a Shih Tzu
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
Re: Marks
He's not the only one.
This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque thatβs allowed in my house.
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The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!
A little plaque.
I can't tell you how proud that makes me.
Iβm 6ft 2β how big are the others?
HDMI
Heβs Grape!
Dentists. They receive a new kind of plaque almost every day!
It's a waste of thyme.
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Once upon a time there was this lobster.
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
Because that bit there is samizdat bit there
β¦.so his doctor gave him medication for Hispanic attacks.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
It was an apple with very limited memory, just one byte and everything crashed.
That was the punchline
Now whatβs left is Yellow Pages
John came fifth and won a toaster.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
I guess he's just a little ruff around the edges.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity
A little plaque.
A little plaque.
The keeper said it was bread in captivity
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity
A little plaque
