List of Suicide Squad members Puns

I am super exited for James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad and I love MP soooo…

Polly as Harley Quinn: C’mon it’s obvious she would be HQ

Oz as Polka-Dot Man: Both are insecure cinnamon rolls

Zoe as Ratcatcher ll: Both are quiet and sympathetic

Scott as King Shark: Both good cute dumb boys

Damien as Peacemaker: Both are brash and are douchebags

Calculester as The Thinker: Both are super smart plot devices.

Liam as Savant: Both are are deadly with there words but fighting not so much

Vera as Amanda Waller: Both are stone cold bad asses

This is all the characters I have so far. Let me know who you guys think what members of the spooky high gang would be members of the Suicide Squad?

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We didn't really see that in Squad 1. Deadshot was shown as a guy who's a pretty good shot, but his skills in no way actually affected the story. In Squad 2 I want to see Floyd shoot a bullet that goes through one guy, hits the wall behind him and ricochets away, killing a second guy. Make his gun mastery god-tier.

I want to see Boomerang with an array of trick boomerangs that he made himself and show him using them throughout the film to push the story forward.

Show Harley go into a rage mode at certain points, where, fueled by adrenaline rushes, she runs screaming into the fray, smashing people with her mallet, tackling guys and biting off their fingers and noses while laughing and crying as bullets scrape her arms and legs. Show the audience that Harley is a crazy bitch of a time-bomb, not an alt-Barbie doll.

These are bizarre, unhinged, unique, dangerous, crazy individuals but in Squad 1 they seemed like easily manipulated sheep who were just happy to be out of their cells.

I think that the movie Smokin Aces did a better job of portraying a motley, disparate crew of psychopathic criminals all united under a common goal.

The Squad in the first movie really didn't seem all that bad. You'd actually want to have drinks with them when you should be terrified of them.

I don't want to see humanized, misunderstood rebels; I want to see mad dogs who are UNLEASHED on people even worse than them.

So good ol' D-Piddy's cross-universe shenanigans have somehow landed him in the DC Cinematic Universe. Now he's stuck with a ragtag bunch of not-so-nice people who have to go and kill the Wicked Witch of the West while saving Oprah from a building. Or something like that. He wasn't really listening.

Deadpool has his standard loadout (katanas and pistols) from the film.

Round 1: Deadpool replaces Deadshot

Round 2: Deadpool replaces Harley Quinn

Round 3: Deadpool replaces Diablo

Round 4: Deadpool replaces Killer Croc

Round 5: Deadpool replaces Captain Boomerang

Round 6: Deadpool replaces Katana

Round 7: Deadpool replaces Rick Flag

Bonus Round: Deadpool, Wolverine, Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead are sent in instead of the Suicide Squad. They have no military support. Can they bring down Enchantress and Incubus?

We all know and love our rag-tag bunch of motley crew that we take with us on the suicide mission. However what if they were not available, and we have to use alternative options, such as the likes of the BiOtIc GoD and other similar characters with us on the suicide mission.

My question is, what would this crew consist of, what alternative characters would the dossier consist of.

Many of use saw and voted on the thread updating the list of the 250 movies of all time according to this sub, but there was little fanfare after the poll finished. However the list, which went up on icheckmovies.com has been updated. One of the clearly outlined rules for the poll was;

"NO EDITING In order to avoid jokesters changing their submission last minute we now have a new rule that any comments that have been edited in the last 24 hours of the poll will be removed from the final tally."

However despite this those running the poll didn't seem to bother to check if something had been edited on the last day, like this post which was changed in the last 24 hours to "Suicide Squad" (I'm not sure what it was before.) While this seems like it should have been caught easily, it slipped by the mods. I mailed /u/moviesmod about it but got no reply.

Honestly while this is sort of funny, it's more embarrassing that as a community we have "Suicide Squad" being represented as our pick for the 137th best movie of all time.

It would be kind of awkward if someone didn't die in a movie called "Suicide Squad".

My picks: Slipknot and El Diablo.

Maybe this isn't as pressing as it is in my head, but I find myself staring at the list of accolade-esque titles feverishly until I see 'Team Wiped', so I know if I have more enemies to watch out for or not.

I'd love for this to show up first so I can act accordingly.

Just me? Maybe?

In issue #58 of Suicide Squad from October 1991, Grant Morrison joined the squad and had the power of being an author. He died because he had writer's block.

In Simone's Secret Six Waller said he still has the bomb planted in his skull. I totally want to read about his Suicide Squad days. Or literally anything about him. Bane is the best.

You are tasked with creating a Task Force X out of Disney's worst villains in order to do some real good. Below are the things you will need to keep in mind followed by a list of missions for the team. Good luck,

 

Set-Up:

• You may choose five Disney villains to be on your Suicide Squad. This list does include magic users, but does not include reality warpers (Chernabog, Genie Jafar, etc.).

• You may choose one Disney hero to be your field leader, à la Rick Flagg. Again, this person cannot be a reality warper.

• Each character you choose will have implanted inside his/her neck (or somewhere, if the character is different) a device that will kill if activated. NOTICE: This device isn't necessarily an explosive, as some of the villains wouldn't die like that. This device can be activated from anywhere at any time, and cannot be hacked.

• The villains' goons are not allowed in combat, but the villain can use them to prep for fights.

• Characters can only use the gear they use in their own respective movies. No Shan Yu with a machine gun.

• No Marvel or Star Wars villains. I know they're technically Disney, but they can't be used for this WWW.

 

Alright, now onto the...

Missions:

• Defend Hogwarts - Right before the Battle of Hogwarts, every Non-Death Eater above the age of 13 is teleported offworld. Your Suicide Squad is dropped in and must defend Hogwarts from Voldemort and his minions, protecting First, Second, and Third Years in the process.

• [Destroy the Death Star](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_(film) - Before the capture of the Millenium Falcon, your organization gets the plans to the Empire's greatest weapon. Your team is smuggled on-board as prisoners. They must figure out how to destroy the weapon and escape.

• Defend Helm's Deep - Similar to the Battle of Hogwarts, The Elf and Man alliance that defended Helm's Deep has been disappeared. Your Squad must defend the fortress and the people hiding within it.

• Kill Adolf Hitler - Placed within the Hellboy universe, your team must kill Adolf Hitler and his Nazi army. Your team is dropped on the outskirts of Berlin a

Mine's Deadshot.