He needs a change of peso.
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
At least for the four-seeable future.
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
Because it takes Juan to know Juan
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- absoutely briliant
But I won’t letter!
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
Cuttlefish instead?
One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski
"I guess that means all the Millennial Falcons are gone."
Now I can't read anything.
I said "So it's a well gnome garden".
I laughed harder than he did.
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❤️
Because they're all still alive!!
I call it a wreath of Franklin.
I just love watching the frogress.
Because he was a terrible womb-mate.
But then I peaked too early.
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
A calculator
Apparently now it’s dull and pointless
Those Dominicans have quite the republic.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
.....the mammothematician.
SO here I go again on my own
I bet they're out of this world.
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
Sir Cumference
The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan."
They're 11, 7, and 3
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁
My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."
True story.
It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans weren’t yet ready to have a gay old time.
I took it as a sign from above.
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
