List of I Am Weasel episodes Puns

I've got plenty from Monk's "Stuffy Turkey" to Willie Bobo's "Fried Neckbones and Some Home Fries," Mongo's "Sweet Tater Pie" to a billion versions of "Gravy Waltz" I need to choose one from. (Let's be honest, it's probably gonna be Shirley Scott's.)

I'll open the show with Vince Guaraldi's Thanksgiving theme from Peanuts and then go into food songs. I think I already have probably two hours worth, but I want to see if there's something great I'm overlooking. Post your thoughts if you feel inclined :)

I often have turned to Star Trek to escape into an optimistic more awesome world when I am feeling sad or just disheveled. However with my intent being to feel a bit more joyous, it has proven counter-effective when the episode proves to be of a rather serious nature. As you all know, these grim episodes can truly be some of the best most impressive ones, but not fitting for this specific mission.

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My hope is that one of you might've already made such a list for yourself, and could be so kind as to share it. Or if any particular episodes come to mind, do say, please. It is not so much the funniest episodes I seek, although those are certainly helpful, but what I seek are episodes of a cheery disposition.

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EDIT

From the comments THE MIGHTY LIST

In no particular order:

1. Take Me Out to the Holosuite, DS9
2. Data's Day, TNG
3. Bride of Chaotica, VOY
4. The Trouble with Tribbles, TOS
5. Trials and Tribble-ations, TOS
6. The Magnificent Ferengi, DS9
7. Little Green Men, DS9
8. Carbon Creek, ENT
9. House of Quark, DS9
10. Looking for Par'Mach in All the Wrong Places, DS9
11. Shore Leave, TOS
12. The Way to Eden, TOS
13. A Fistful of Datas, TNG
14. Starship Mine, TNG
15. The Chase, TNG
16. The Gambit Parts 1 & 2, TNG
17. In the Cards, DS9
18. Deja Q, TNG
19. The Price, TNG...then the sequel: Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy, VOY
20. Message In A Bottle, VOY
21. <Improvised Star Trek podcast>
22. Body & Soul, VOY
23. Live Fast and Prosper, VOY
24. One Little Ship, DS9

...WOW! What a list y'all!!! Thank you very much indeed! :D

I'll keep adding any more you all suggest, cheers!

Because GoT has been reduced to predictability, nostalgia & repeated throwbacks to the old highschool ages when Game of Thrones was cool and so quotable before it got fat and lazy like Robert and is now constantly trying to convince us with nostalgia and giving us what we actually want. I thought to do a list of all the supposed fanservices & predictable plots as well as repeat of quotes that might happen and the ones that did happen from S7 to S8. Ready? Lets begin!

#FANSERVICE + PREDICTABLE PLOT

• Cleganebowl;

• Jaime & Brienne sex/love scene;

• Jon rides a dragon;

• Tormund fucking or marrying Brienne;

• Bronn not using that crossbow;

• Arya fucking someone;

• Jaime killing Cersei;

• BONUS: Jaime stabbing Cersei in the back;

• Another Daenerys + Jon sex scene;

• Elephants somehow appearing in the show;

• Jaqen appears by the end of S8;

• Hot Pie making an appearance in S8;

• Both dragons not dying;

• Hound uses fire to kill Undead Mountain;

• Daenerys wins the Iron Throne;

• Yara kills Euron;

• Bronn getting a castle;

• GreyWorm & Missandei live happily ever after;

• Cersei loses/dies horribly;

• Somebody wins the throne;

• Happy ending.

[Not dying (Will get crossed out if they die)]

• Daenerys;

• Jon;

• Arya;

• Gendry;

• Tyrion;

• Sansa;

• Drogon;

• Grey Worm;

• Missandei;

• Tormund;

• Ser Brienne of Tarth.

#ZINGERS / ONE LINERS

• Chaos is a ladder;

• Stick 'em with the pointy end;

• Any man who must say I am the king is no true king;

• I drink & I know things;

• The things I do for love;

• When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die;

• Hold the door;

• Hound talking about eating chickens;

• You know nothing, Jon Snow;

• What do we say to The God of Death? Not today;

• A Lannister always pays his debts;

• Burn them ALL (not a flashback);

• Tormund talking about dicks in Season 8;

• Sansa quoting Littlefinger in Season 8;

• With what right does the wolf judge a lion;

• The North remembers;

• A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep.

First off, i don't give a fuck about your political views and agenda. Liberal, Conservative, whatever, check it at the door. I don't care about the events, or sticks, or antifa, or illuminati, etc. I'm only interested in him being a white supremacist, yet having an asian wife and mixed race kids. Nothing more, Nothing less.

Archive of Kyle Chapman's Facebook likes

Let's go down the list of suspect groups:

• Warriors for the White Race

• I love being a White guy

• American White History Month 2

• White Girls who love White Guys II

• This is Sweden

• This is Norway

• No More Brother Wars

• Before We Were Europeans

• March of the Titans History of the White Race (<-- check this one out)

• The Beauty of European Girls & Women

• Nordic-Germanic Front

• Generation Europa

• White News Now - The Original (<-- check this one out)

• Europa Rising

I'm not trying to say all white people are bad, or being white makes you bad, but it's obvious this guy harbors white supremacist beliefs. Otherwise why is he a member of these groups?????? I can make a youtube video where i call myself a peaceful guy, but if in my sparetime i beat up hobos, then i'm not really peaceful am i? Judge Kyle Chapman by his actions not by his words (especially when he's aware of the media spotlight on him).

Be a White Supremacist all you want, but don't have an Asian wife and multiracial kids while you're doing it. You're supporting and fighting for a world where your own children are treated poorly and as lesser because of their racial background. The biggest tragedy is that now these mixed race kids don't even have the support of their father because they're not white. My dad was a racist, he viewed me as multi-ethnic garbage, no father-son relationship at all, that's a summary of what happens when white nationalists have mixed race kids. Maybe someday in the future, Kyle Chapman's son will get mistaken for an asian or mexican or just some a minority and get beaten up by white nationalists. Hell the most likely scenario is that he lives a life where he is racially taunted, bullied, and thought of as lesser by white people just because of his ethnic background.

• TL;DR: If you've got any input, please share! I'll cross out episodes that are inaccurate, and highlight episodes that get confirmation.

Edit 3: Have made some progress, but formatting is getting out of hand. I'm going to leave the full information in my description. I'll clean the list up and post it in the comments though.

[Disclaimer: Please no spoilers! First time watcher. I'm trying to maintain as close to 100% blind-status as I can for this series.]

>NB4: "You don't need to watch the movies/specials/OVA/etc" / "they're not cannon so just watch them whenever."

To my surprise... there's apparently no "be all end all" list. Most of the lists are different... and seem to be thrown together by just one person. I can't find a "crowdsourced" definitive list anywhere, they all seem to be somewhat random.

I'd just love to know after which episodes do the movies, specials, OVA's, etc., fit. At the very least would love somebody to find a list and confirm it as accurate, instead of me just guessing if a particular list I find is accurate--as I have nothing to base a guess on since I haven't seen/read it, and I'm avoiding spoilers.

Anyway, I've found a few lists on Google. But, they're not consistent. It just makes me suspect there's a definitive list out there that I just haven't stumbled upon. I mean, this list can only be so subjective, right? Besides, sometimes there's wide discrepancy anyway, which is throwing me a big yellow flag.

I'm going to compile all the information I've found into the following. So if there's not a definitive list out there, I'm gonna make and continue to edit one right here with your guidance. I'll need help confirming this order and confirming nothing is in a place where it contains premature spoilers on anything. But in addition to confirming nothing as being "too early," I don't want anything to be "too late" either. I know literally everything won't have a snug fit, but I'd almost reckon that most if not all of this ought to have an ideal place somewhere.

Here's what I've got so far from like 5 different lists on the first page of Google:

• OVA 1 (Pirate Gonzack): after episode 8, or 9?

• Movie 1 (One Piece - 2000): between Captain Kuro/Baratie | after episode 16, 18, or 30?

• Special 1 (Ocean's Navel): anywhere between 44-53.

• Featurette 1 (Jango's Dance Carnival): after episode 44-53?

• Movie 2 (Clockwork Island Adventure): after episode 53, 60, ~

If someone could make me a little tier list in the comments i will give you some virtual tea

Does the show end? Does Howard shave his head and do a 180.

Does he go live with J. Peterman in Burma?

What happens?

-Kilroy Was Here (Before)

-Be Here Now (Before)

-Van Halen III (After)

-Mardi Gras (Before)

-Cut The Crap (Before)

-Summer In Paradise (After)

-Two The Hard Way (Before)

-Funstyle (After)

-St Anger (Before)

-Turn It Upside Down (After)

-Passage (After)

A list sorted by date of release would make this a million times easier on me, I wanna listen to them in chronological order for the sake of call backs and character development.

I am sick of working weekends and making frappuccinos and getting yelled at by Karen's and trying to hire for a job no one wants. My friend who works in web development lives a different life of weekends off and boozy lunches with coworkers on Fridays. I am jealous of my friend and want that.

I have a background in retail management (Starbucks) and basic finance (annuity services at a call center). As such I have customer service, training, inventory, operations and sales skills from Starbucks. I also earned a series 6 from FINRA. Before that I have a bachelors that no one cares about (even me). I'm trying to see if i can transition any of these skills into a tech position. I have a web developer friend who says business analyst could be a good fit if I learned SQL. Here's what I need help with.

1.)Are there any roles in tech that would value my past skills?

2.)What are some technical skills (SQL, Python etc) that I should dedicate myself to learning to beef up my resume?

3.)Are there any recommended programs beyond code academy for education? I looked into General Assembly and liked everything about it besides the price tags of the classes. I have trouble self motivating, and would like something that could keep me accountable. If I could, I would go back to school, as I'm good at it, but I lack time and anything beyond $1K for tuition.

Thanks in Advance!

Here’s what I’ve got so far:

1. My Best Friend’s Birthday - Crystal Shaw (I’m pretty sure?)
2. Reservoir Dogs - N/A
3. Pulp Fiction - Uma Thurman, Maria de Medeiros
4. Jackie Brown - Bridget Fonda
5. From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek, Juliette Lewis
6. Four Rooms - Jennifer Beals
7. ER - Julianna Margulies, Sherry Stringfield
8. Kill Bill - Uma Thurman, Ronnie Yoshiko Fujiyama, Lucy Liu (blink and you’ll miss it)
9. CSI - I don’t actually know because I’ve never seen it.
10. Death Proof - Shannon Hazlett, Rosario Dawson, Sydney Tamiia Poitier, Vanessa Ferlito (close-up of her flip flops as she’s climbing stairs, but you do see her entire foot)
11. Inglourious Basterds - Diane Kruger
12. Django Unchained - Kerry Washington (very briefly and not focused on, but it’s there)
13. The Hateful Eight - N/A
14. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood - Margot Robbie, Margaret Qualley, Dakota Fanning, Leonardo DiCaprio (lol), Lorenza Izzo (blink and you’ll miss it)

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is the most blatant, but there are equally obvious/gratuitous moments in a lot of his other films, and From Dusk Till Dawn (written by QT) has the most fetish-y scene of all, feeturing Salma Hayek’s famous tequila pouring technique.

Did I miss anyone?

This should be pretty pretty pretty good!

Edit: I forgot the rules

Dbad Have gifted before Have an intro

[closed]

import re
			 
temppassword = ""
actualpassword = ""
password="" 
actualusername="" 
login = ""
email = ""
count = 0

def library():
    print("access to library granted")
    books = ["x", "y", "z"]
    print(books[0])


passcheck = False

#Sigin system
while passcheck == False and count < 4:
    actualusername = input("Please provide me a username: ") 
    actualpassword = input("Please provide a password: ") 
    			 
			  
#If password less than 7 characters it will ask for 8 characters or
    while len(actualpassword) <= 7:
        actualpassword = input("Please provide a password longer than 8 characters: ") 
                             
    
			 
# Checks for special characters
    regex=re.compile('[@_!#$%^&*()<>?/\|}{~:]')
    if(regex.search(actualpassword) == None):
        print("Your password is weak")
    
    else:
        print("Strong password")
    #If password is greathan 8 characters login will be asked 
    if len(actualpassword) > 7 and regex.search(actualpassword):
        
        login = input("To login you need a username: ") 
        password = input("To login you need a password: ")
        
			       
			  
			 
    if password == actualpassword and login == actualusername: 
        print("Welcome to the system")
        library()
        passcheck = True
    elif password != actualpassword or login != acutalusername or count>3:
        count = count+1
        print("login failed try again")

Also I’m following the release order of the show

I have this incredibly distinct memory of watching CW or 4Kids on a Saturday morning in the early 2000's and seeing an episode of 'Are you afraid of the dark' where the kids have to avoid getting bit by these creatures in the walls that were never revealed (though I think they might have been were-weasels?)

There was also a time component, as in they had to reverse the effects of the bites before midnight.

I have been googling forever and haven't found anything close to what I'm remembering so it's quite possible it may not be an 'Are you afraid of the dark' episode as I also can't find evidence that those ever aired on cw or 4kids.

After seeing the positive response to streamers playing with/against some of my decks, I figured some of these were interesting enough to share with the rest of the community. To my knowledge most of these are completely original, but a few of them are my twist on a certain archetype (Maly Rogue, for example). These are not good decks, but they are funny when you manage to win with them. Perfect for rank-floor surfing. Let me know if you have any questions, suggestions, feedback, or if I made any mistakes regarding codes/screenshots.

Druid:

Infinite Tyrantus Druid

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Anti-Big Priest Quest Druid

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Hunter:

Weasel Tunneler Quest Hunter

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Deathrattle Vault Hunter (This one might actually be decent)

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Deathrattle Double Quest Hunter

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Mage:

Desert Obelisk Quest Mage

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Weasel Tunneler Big Spell Mage

AAEBAf0EBpUPycICm9MCo+sC2KADi6QDDE3JA+wH+AflvALaxQKWxwKL4QLV4QKW5AK+7ALCoQMA

Even Reno Mage (Collab with a viewer)

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Paladin

Duplicating Valanyr Quest Paladin

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Infinite-Recruit Lepertakah Paladin

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Priest

F2PBTW Big Priest

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Not a Swaguar Original, but this is my Weasel Priest list

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Rogue

[Majordomo OTK Rogue](https://i.img

So over winter break, I plan to binge a bunch of romance anime and to binge scooby do, however I need a list of all the winter and Christmas episodes and movies, i could search for them manually but I would like to save the time for my scooby do

Just checked out the IMDB page for the show and the cast for all future episodes are already listed. Do you think it's trustworthy or is it prone to change?