A list of puns related to "List of All Elite Wrestling pay per view events"
The pay per see.
Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.
Ba dum tss
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
I guess you can say the bus ride was on the house.
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But then, hindsight is always 2020.
Because it's a feline.
My family doesn't appreciate my humor.
My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."
True story.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
It can get re-heated the next day as well
This is the last straw.
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
It’ll be my Civic duty.
He was named Justin Case.
He re-Poe-ed them.
It was the Green Arrow.
C
He hasnt noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin
Auntie climb attic.
His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"
I have no egrets.
Guess I caught M-all
Because they are all Pro Bono.
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🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.
🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
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Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.
Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.
Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.
The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.
Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.
Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.
One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.
Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.
“Well” said Jeff, “As I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.
The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.
“Yes of course” replied Trevor
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Sun-off-a-bach!
It was on pay-per-view.
Bit of a scam though,
Both teams folded.
A rib cage match
It caused quite a stir.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
Stephen King actually named his son Joe.
You probably haven’t herd of it.
It's just a moment of reflection.
The Lox Smith
I’ll call them The Infantry
She swore she will never play Scrabble with me again
Now all my lucks turned to shit.
That can't be good for his back.
It's a waste of thyme.
It will be my Civic duty.
It will be my Civic duty.
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