I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
Someone once told me than 2 in 10 people don't understand fractions
But someone else said it was 1 in 5. So which is it?
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
A fraction too much friction
Programming Introduction
When you start programming, people push you to GitHub and then you commit to GitHub.
I think my wife is leaving me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.
Oh well, hind sight is 1.
Just got an epic eye roll for this: My son was showing me his school work from math, where he was learning fractions. I pointed to where he wrote his name on a line at the top and asked what that fraction was.
I told him it should be {Sons Name} / Mommy. Since he came from her.
Then I said he could reduce that fraction further since he came from his mommy, that fraction would equal....
One Whole
I have a friend who loves computer programming but his parent wanted him to be a doctor. So he became a plastic surgeon.
Now he's a full rack developer.
Only a fraction of people will understand this!
Which program do jedi use to open PDFs?
I speak in simplified fractions
Half of what I say makes sense
Saw a 70's t.v. program about 2 detectives who solve crimes over the phone.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Yeah, and only a fraction of you will find this funny.
Do you know the musician who enrolled in a programming course?
He said it was a major improvement to his C# skills, it also augmented his C+ code.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Did you hear about the fraction that was arrested for drinking whiskey in public?
So you know the programming language C...
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
My child recently told me that their gender can't be expressed by an integer fraction,
I'm supportive but that just seems irrational.
I want to Express my daughter's age as a fraction 6/12, 9/12, 16/12 etc.. my wife is really upset about it.
In our house It's really causing some division
What was the mental health hospital's primary charity program?
Why do math teachers love fractional exponents?
Because they are deeply rooted in math.
I don’t usually make puns about fractions...
But I will make one if I halve two.
TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.
It was an AL Gore rhythm.
Why did the fraction one fifth go to the chiropractor?
Because he was two tenths.
I finally realized that my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
I tried to fight a fraction once
It wasn’t a very rational decision though.
My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...
"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesn’t have pie days!
What was Princess Leia's LEAST favorite programming language?
Daughter: Are you good at fractions?
Dad: Half the time.
Daughter: Groans...
Why did the fraction cross the road?
My wife just finished her 40 week body building program.
She lost 8 pounds and 1 oz, and gained a new family member!
I'm officially a father and step father! Woohoo!
From my linear algebra textbook
my wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning.
she's worked very hard and i know it's been difficult for her, but i'm very proud. she's in possibly the best shape of her life and she is once again confident in her own body, but i will endlessly love her despite what she looks like.
what, were you expecting me to say something about a baby?
When I started learning math, I thought fractions were easier than decimals.
I think I was missing the point.
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
3 out of 2 people can't do fractions
The bartender asks, “Why the non-linear structure?”
Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar
I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
I don't normally make puns about fractions...
But I will if I halve two.
I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
Doing math homework, huh? I don't understand why you use fractions instead of decimals.
5/4 people admit they aren’t good with fractions
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