Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Ligma"
"You're the apple of my eye"
Because when you're there you're family.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
But today he ran over 5 miles
He was alot like Achilles. He had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You've heard of "Achilles heel" but have you heard of "Bophades' nuts" ?
"Stairs don't talk!"
Jack and the beans talk.
Sometimes he laughs
How did you spread his little legs?
Knock-knock.
>!Who's there?!<
Edit: my son told me this. I was confused at why I had to start it and then cracked up when he said “who’s there?”
He won the no-bell prize
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