A horse walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
The barkeep says, “A talking horse! I didn’t know you existed!”
“Wait, what?”, says the horse before pondering to himself, “do I exist?”. And then poof the horse disappears into thin air.
You see, this joke was supposed to be a riff on French philosopher Descartes’ famous “I think, therefore I am”, but to have explained that beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
