Let's kill all the lawyers Puns

A list of puns related to "Let's kill all the lawyers"

#CantLetDownGuard | We are in the slog overs and we must kill the disease. If we let our guard down now, all good work of doctors will be wiped out : Ishkaran Bhandari, Lawyer twitter.com/republic/stat…
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👤︎ u/BigSurround2
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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The Unofficial Rewatch Thread - S2E01 "First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers"

From HBO: Will and the staff are questioned by their lawyer about an ACN story that’s become a network crisis.

From TV Guide: It's September 2011 as the second season opens, but Will's remark on the air gets him KO'd from coverage of the 9/11 anniversary. Meanwhile, Jim volunteers to fill in for a reporter covering the Romney presidential campaign; Neal investigates the beginnings of Occupy Wall Street; and a lawyer for "News Night" questions the staff about a controversial story.

From tv.com: Will answers questions from the corporate lawyer in relation to a wrongful termination suit and gives an account of a journalistic disaster that, except for an extraordinary confluence of events, would never have happened.

Former Discussion Thread Here

My apologies for being a day late. Next episode will be posted on the regularly-scheduled Monday.

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👤︎ u/TonySPhillips
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers": Silicon Valley company develops software rendering expensive armies of lawyers virtually obsolete nytimes.com/2011/03/05/sc…
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👤︎ u/doesurmindglow
📅︎ Mar 05 2011
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[National] - Let’s not kill all the lawyers. They just might save the republic latimes.com/politics/la-n…
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👤︎ u/AutoNewsAdmin
📅︎ May 12 2019
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"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" - Dick the Butcher in Shakespeare's Henry VI

Or apparently at least neuter them:

Could Comey be Disbarred?

Judge Orders Maryland Bar to Investigate Lawyers who Helped Clinton Delete Emails

Complaints like these are not necessarily driven by partisanship as lawyers are under an ethical obligation to report suspect behavior by their peers on pain of punishment themselves.

But I'm reminded of Colin Powell's warning: "Everything HRC touches she kind of screws up with hubris.”

Perhaps that goes for everyone as well?

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👤︎ u/KSDem
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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TIL the common quote from Shakespeare's Henry VI "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers," is actually misrepresented to make lawyers look bad. In the context of the play the phrase is actually praising lawyers, saying that they are the ones who instill justice in society. nytimes.com/1990/06/17/ny…
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👤︎ u/Antitheistic10
📅︎ Jul 30 2015
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[TOMT][BOOK][2000-2010]Hello all Ok so the plot of the book is that these four female friends (could be five) are brought together because one of them is murderered or abused by the husband. Also I believe that one of them is a lawyer and that the women either kill him or catch him.
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👤︎ u/kohakusakura7
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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Lawyer arguing that ALL dogs will usually kill domesticated cats if given the opportunity - is he/she right? [x-post r/legaladvice] reddit.com/r/legaladvice/…
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👤︎ u/RequiemForAWednesday
📅︎ Dec 04 2014
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TIL in 1209, crusaders were sent to siege Béziers (in France) as many citizens had become heretics. Before the attack, the army asked the Pope's ambassador on how to distinguish between heretics and Catholics, he replied: "Kill them all; let God sort them out." All 20,000 inhabitants were killed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cae…
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👤︎ u/Why_Love
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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Kill All the Lawyers youtube.com/watch?v=GlbqO…
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👤︎ u/Enadie
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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Alternate universe. Old Nan lets Wilys train with the Starks. Bran is never born and lobotomized him. Becomes greatest warrior in all of Westeros. Kills Night King. Is Azor Ahai.
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👤︎ u/vir804
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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"Heretics will be given no quarter, kill them all and let the gods sort the out" v.redd.it/p02pojw7m3341
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👤︎ u/TheLostSaint-YT
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Goes by the Blind Sefie. 245 one-man-band covers posted in the last year, all with singles digit likes or none at all. Here's his one-man cover of Black Magic Woman. This guy seriously kills it. Let's show him some love, Reddit. youtu.be/yCRg3q0aHdA
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👤︎ u/jklolbrb69
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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Anyone ever get super attached to an ai but then he betrays you so you conquer his empire and destroy all the buildings then let a few units regain it then kill all but one of his units so that he gains no stars and have him walled in as revenge? Just me?
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👤︎ u/orc_bard_8
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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Suspended and shadowbanned Twitter users should unite in legal action against Twitter for killing free speech while we are working on the Twitter alternative. Let’s expose the full scale of political censorship. Looking for an experienced class action lawyer. Please contact me. twitter.com/KimDotcom/sta…
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👤︎ u/money78
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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TRUMP IS GONNA KILL US ALL, ARE YOU ANGRY YET? LET’S BREAK DOWN THE NEWS. reddit.com/rpan/r/distant…
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👤︎ u/PMme_slave_leia_pics
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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Evelynn whe the Volibear top lets her have all the kills from ganking
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👤︎ u/AspectOfLove
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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Noha dont let this thing on the boat it will kill us all
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👤︎ u/reyvicio
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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"Alright alright, I give up! I'll stop rigging the final round! I'll let someone else win the tournament for once! I-I'll donate all the money I got to charity! Just please dont kill me!!!"
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👤︎ u/gimpy_72
📅︎ May 06 2019
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We should have a website where all details about police brutality are collected for the ICJ. Volunteers collect money for lawyers and let them start the case there. Don’t wait. reddit.com/r/HongKong/com…
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👤︎ u/jvmesalexander
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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TIL the phrase "Kill 'em all, Let God Sort them Out" dates back to August 1209, and was uttered during the Albigensian Crusade when over 7000 people, both Catholics and "heretics", were murdered in Beziers, France. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mas…
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👤︎ u/AspireAgain
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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Let Batman kill Joker, and then edit the text of all the people that abuse, abandon and otherwise mistreat their pets

Because that's literally all of this would be more encouraged and educate the public. No text, simply post an empty comment, but only 1 is alive who will be forced to be a live show I want to know more than a gb.

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👤︎ u/CrazyIdeas_SS
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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How to kill Ch8 Final Boss. Don't let your pets do all the work. Don't even need flying swords. Don't stand too far away. v.redd.it/z0tpcvbv1eo31
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👤︎ u/Scarwo1f
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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Leak of emails and audio from Labour HQ expose ongoing Corbyn “lies” on antisemitism; Man who called for “extermination” of all Jews not expelled for 10 months. Holocaust deniers let off; Party lawyers secretly warn: Corbyn reforms so badly drafted they may be illegal twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogru…
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👤︎ u/MasterRazz
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why are players like this one allowed to play CVs? He let our ships get devastated by Lexington planes, never used his fighters (openly said no to using them after constant pestering by the team), and left the match once all his torp planes got shot down. The 7 plane kills were from his AA.
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👤︎ u/WackyMan157
📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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yo how are we going to let the best rapper die like that like who dose that who killes one of the best rapper ever like that shit stupid as fuck x was an Inspiration to all of us he actually cared about other and he wasn’t a jerk so why kill him

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👤︎ u/EL161844
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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Who killed all the lawyers after WW3? Why?

How were they reinstated? Did Vulcans have something to do with it? Is there any beta canon writing about this era that sheds some light on this?

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👤︎ u/almondbooch
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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PSA: if someone goes for transports in Narai, let them have all the kills

That is their compensation for not be able to hit anything else. If you steal their transport kills, expect more players to not give F in the future and let that objective fail.

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👤︎ u/NeutralStates
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Garth: “Frink, you little weasel. I'll kill you!” Lawyer: “May I remind you we're in open court?” “I’ll kill you, too! I'll kill you all!” Judge: “Mr. Motherloving, that could be interpreted as a threat.” Garth: I'll kill you while you sleep.” Lawyer: “Objection!” Judge: “I'll allow it.”
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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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In order to prevent spread of the flu, let's just kill ALL THE WILD ANIMALS instead of vaccinating. imgur.com/uDPg6yA
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👤︎ u/reversebass
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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This was one of the best endings to BR I've had. We all dropped our weapons and let the circle kill us.
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👤︎ u/ParakeetNipple
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Tyrion: I saved your worthless lives. I should have let Stannis kill you all. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you!! / Also Tyrion: dont burn KL theyre good ppl.
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👤︎ u/GrievenLeague
📅︎ May 08 2019
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[WP] You're part of a group of elite assassins hired to kill an incredibly powerful wizard. You thought you could get the best of him. You couldn't. Luckily hes a good sport, and is willing to let you stay and try as many times as you like, he needs something to pass the time after all.

Repost as title had typos

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👤︎ u/Gothkiwigirl
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Sinners will be allowed no quarter. Kill them all, and let The Twelve sort them out.
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👤︎ u/Valcarde
📅︎ Oct 16 2017
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I couldn't decide what song to set my montage to, so I set it to all of them! Every beat change coincides with a kill, I call it, 'Deflect The Beat!' The culmination of hundreds of hours of Genji Plays; let me know what you think! v.redd.it/02gwem2m3ct21
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👤︎ u/Decipherer
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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TIL that the quote "Kill them all & let God sort them out" came from a French Cistercian Monk. thisdayinquotes.com/2011/…
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👤︎ u/anac1979
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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Rain is in the forecast all week. I don't have a grow light yet. I want her to thrive no matter what. I couldn't let the rain kill her. I present to you: The GreenShack. imgur.com/37ERqtK
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👤︎ u/Gotitaila
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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Please do something about these bots. I don't need them to get kills but don't let them be dead weights. I'm not the best player so I need all the help I can get, especially if the actual players in my team aren't helping at all. Make the bots better please
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👤︎ u/lilalelechinwolf
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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I love this kit with all of my heart. My dad quit racing and sold his car to buy me this kit. But I recently was contacted by sjc and I think I may retire it soon. Big changes this year with my drumming, my band Artisvns and my life in general. Thank you for all the support! Let's kill 2019 everyone
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👤︎ u/Djspankurbottom
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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"Egg had an innocence to him, a sweetness we all loved. Kill the boy within you, I told him the day I took ship for the Wall. It takes a man to rule. An Aegon, not an Egg. Kill the boy and let the man be born."
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👤︎ u/glorilol95
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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All I ask for is a Medigun that lets you kill off the people spamming E. That’s all.
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👤︎ u/PhantomDivide
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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Anyone rich want to go buy all the livestock they're rushing to kill and let it claim our newly abandoned streets? :( midwestfarmreport.com/202…
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👤︎ u/chrisbluemonkey
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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