A list of puns related to "Leones"
That song was fire
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
He does too much Crossfit.
Credit goes to /u/HarleyArchibaldLeon for the original.
A guy walks into a bar just as a chicken is paying for his drinks and leaving. "Bye, Leon, I'm off to the seance!" the chicken tells the bartender as he walks out the door. "Why is the chicken going to a seance?" the guy asks the bartender. "To get to the other side."
With camel-flage
Camel Leon
On his way out to work this morning he says "That Leon Musk and Bill Bates are incredible aren't they?"
I said "Elon, Gates"
He says "Sorry son I haven't got the time, they're just great ok!"
She had an accident a while ago and a friend of hers got her second baby, Leon, in October. She was sitting there with her coffee, thinking about the things that happened in the last months. After a while she says
"Leon was born on October 5th, exactly one month after my accident" - "huh, and here I thought it usually takes 9 months from accident to birth...".
She was speechless.
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