There have been rumors of a possible expansion, so let’s imagine it does happen, but the NBA decides to only add one new team to the league (sorry Vegas), bringing back the beloved Seattle Supersonics. The Sonics are back babbyyyyyyyy!

Now the Sonics need to build their team from ground up, starting with the expansion draft, and following it with signing players in the off-season.

Here are some simplified terms of the expansion draft:

1. All 30 NBA teams will have the right to protect 8 players on their roster. Anyone on the current roster is protectable, including restricted free agents. If a restricted free agent is left unprotected by his former team, he is available for selection by the Supersonics, who would then hold his Bird Rights for the up-coming off-season. Teams will typically have 4-7 players unprotected. Unrestricted free agents can neither be protected from nor selected in the expansion draft -- they are essentially ignored.
   Players who are likely to be left unprotected by their former teams include aging, overpaid veterans, unproven bench players, players who do not fit in financially with their team, or who disrupt team chemistry.
2. The Sonics may only select 1 player per team.
3. The Sonics must work within 2/3 of the normal rules of the NBA salary cap, so there will be salary-related restrictions which apply to the team's selections. The team’s salary cap for the 2022-2023 season will only be 2/3 of the league cap (112.414 million), meaning 74.93 million. The minimum team salary is also 2/3 of the leagues' minimum team salary (101.173 million), meaning 67.449 million.
   The expansion draft occurs after the conclusion of the 2022 NBA Finals, but prior to the 2022 NBA Draft. The Sonics do not participate in the lottery, but automatically get the 5th and the 35th pick of the draft.
4. There are no restrictions on player positions during the draft.
5. The Sonics must select at least 14 players.
6. Here is a list of the players that each NBA team are, in my opinion, likely to protect, and a list of those who may be left unprotected (not all players are listed, but most of them, and all that have any chance of being drafted by an expansion team):

Atlanta Hawks:

Protected:

1. Trae Young
2. John Collins
3. Clint Capela
4. Kevin Huerter
5. De’Andre Hunter
6. Onyeka Okongwu
7. Bogdan Bogdanovic
8. Cam Reddish

Unprotected (Salary this year, Years left on the contract)

1. Jalen Johnson (2.6 million, 3 years)

26/30 rankers reporting this week. /R/NBA's Power Rankings are published every two weeks which is a bit different from most rankings. Other than that we rank the teams the same way as our competition. If write ups are left blank the team rep decided not to submit. We are still looking for Lakers and Pelicans reps. See their comment box in the table to apply. We encourage any user to fill in the blanks in the comment section. Rankings were supposed to be completed prior to today's games.

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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Do your worst!

The tradition of giving newborn babies a nickname originated from a desire to trick malevolent spirits who may want to steal the baby away. Traditionally, people avoided complimenting parents on their new baby too, fearing making the child seem too desirable to the spirits. There are superstitions related to spirits housed inside the body of dolls, not cutting children’s hair if they are sick as a baby, male and female twins, animals, dreams, and more.

• Just passing in front of someone often prompts the "ducking down" (and it's usually only slight).....
• The groom before or after acceptance by the bride will ask the father for his daughters hand in marriage and present the father with a dowry.
• This article is very nice and picture also if you show those picture in coloure they are locking beautiful.ok,and iI sugges you you write article about "Thai" children and their behaviour in education and socity with colour images.
• But newcomers to Thailand often have to contend not only with a person’s real name but also a nickname.
• Also, used toilet paper is to be discarded in the bin provided; never try to flush it down as it most plumbing isn’t designed to handle paper.

To the south lies the palm-fringed beaches and islands of the Andaman Sea and Gulf of Thailand, renowned for their snorkeling, diving and nightlife. While to the north is the cultural center of Chiang Mai and the remote minority communities of the long-necked Karen, Hmong, Lahu and Akha people. You might often see a small, elevated house-like structures made of wood or stone, at the entrance of a house and a building. It is a house of good spirits which are believed will protect you from evils. As such, to keep them happy, Thais will leave offerings at the foot of miniature ladders up to these spirit houses.

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Customs

Most visitors to Thailand quickly become accustomed to the “wai”. This is the Thai greeting style pressing your palms together and bending you head. Motorbike taxis are popular in Thailand as it’s the fastest mode of transportation. It is common habit to see women sitting side-saddle on motorbikes. The most obvious reason is that they want to avoid any embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions if they’re wearing skirts or dresses. This underpart served as a place for women to work, a place to sleep during the hot season, a storage space, and a p

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

We’re only two weeks into the start of the 2021-2022 NBA season and we’ve already seen a handful of highlights, thrilling overtime games, and players in mid-season form. Prior to the start of the regular season, we released the list of player ratings for NBA 2K22. Naturally, there were some surprises and some snubs, but with two weeks of games under our belt, we can now reassess the ratings. Let’s break down the most notable changes and the players that are excelling.

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Paul George, SF, Los Angeles Clippers: 90 OVR (+2)

It’s early, but right now, Paul George is averaging the most points of his career at 28.3 per game. Expected to carry the Clippers without Kawhi Leonard, PG has answered the call so far this season, even if it hasn’t translated to wins yet. The Los Angeles native has high expectations this season and is viewed by many as a potential MVP candidate. PG is rolling with a full head of steam, let’s see if he can keep it going.

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Karl-Anthony Towns, C, Minnesota Timberwolves: 89 OVR (+2)

KAT is undeniably one of the best big men in the game and has a knack for scoring from virtually anywhere on the court. It should come as no surprise that he’s posting his typical numbers of 24 points, nearly 10 rebounds, and four assists per game, but what he’s doing from an efficiency standpoint is insane. He’s currently shooting 52 percent from the field and knocking down 50 percent of his three point attempts, let that sink in. Between KAT and Anthony Edwards, the Timberwolves might make some noise this year.

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Ja Morant, PG, Memphis Grizzlies: 89 OVR (+4)

Serious question, is there anything Ja can’t do? He can leap over defenders with a single bound, he can speed from one end of the court to the other in the blink of an eye, and he can score at will with a graceful touch. The former No. 2 overall pick is making an early case for Most Improved Player of the Year, posting 28.3 points per game, 5.4 rebounds, and 7.7 assists—all career-highs—while hoisting his squad into a legitimate playoff contender year-in and year-out. Morant is a rising star, so it’s only right his rating

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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Hope people still enjoy these posts every year. Back again to update it all (short) offseason long.

Last year's post

UFA - Unrestricted Free Agent
RFA - Restricted Free Agent
TO - Team Option
PO - Player Option
ETO - Early Termination Option
S&T - Sign & Trade

(INT) - Playing Internationally
(FA) - Ended last season not on an active roster

####ATLANTIC

Boston Celtics

Coach: Brad Stevens Ime Udoka

Picks: 45 Juhann Begarin

UFA: Tacko Fall (CLE) | Semi Ojeleye (MIL) | Tremont Waters (MIL)

Trades: Carsen Edwards (MEM) | Tristan Thompson (SAC) | Kemba Walker (OKC)

S&T: Evan Fournier (NYK)

Training Camp Cuts: Ryan Arcidiacono | Chris Clemons | Luke Kornet | Garrison Mathews | Juwan Morgan | Jabari Parker | Theo Pinson

Brooklyn Nets

Coach: Steve Nash

Picks: 27 Cameron Thomas | 29 Day'Ron Sharpe | 44 Kessler Edwards | 49 Marcus Zegarowski | 59 RaiQuan Gray

UFA: Chris Chiozza (GSW) | Jeff Green (DEN) | Mike James (INT) | Tyler Johnson | Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot (ATL) | Reggie Perry (TOR)

Trades: DeAndre Jordan (DET) | Landry Shamet (PHX)

S&T: Spencer Dinwiddie (WAS)

Waived: Alize Johnson (CHI) | Jahlil Okafor (ATL)

Training Camp Cuts: Jordan Bowden | Bryce Brown | Devontae Cacok | Josh Gray | Brandon Rachal | Edmond Sumner

New York Knicks

Coach: Tom Thibodeau

Picks: 25 Quentin Grimes | 34 Rokas Jokubaitis | 36 Miles McBride | 58 Jericho Sims

UFA: Reggie Bullock (DAL) | Jared Harper (NOP) | Frank Ntilikina (DAL) | Elfrid Payton (PHX) | Theo Pinson (BOS)

Waived: Norvel Pelle

Which players on your team's roster should they lock in for the year, or longer?

Which players do you wish your team should move on from.

I'm going to go through each team with my opinions. Feel free to tell me why I'm wrong, or share your own opinions, etc...

Atlanta Hawks

Lock in: Trae Young, DeAndre Hunter, John Collins, Kevin Huerter, Cam Reddish, Clint Capela, Danilo Gallinari, Bogdon Bogdanovic, Sharife Cooper, Onyeka Okongwu, Jalen Johnson

Move on: Solomon Hill

Uncertain: Delon Wright, Lou Williams, Skyler Mays, Gorgui Dieng, Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot

Atlanta is young and good at the same time, there aren't really any actual pieces they should move on from, and tbh there are only a few pieces that wouldn't matter either way. I will point out Solomon Hill as being someone who would only take away minutes from someone more worthy of the playing time. Unless they are absolutely demolished by injuries he probably shouldn't see the floor.

Boston Celtics

Lock in: Jayson Tatum, Robert Williams, Grant Williams, Marcus Smart, Dennis Schroder, Payton Pritchard, Al Horford

Move on: Jaylen Brown, Josh Richardson

Uncertain: Romeo Langford, Brodric Thomas, Aaron Nesmith, Sam Hauser, Jabari Parker, Juancho Hernangomez, Bruno Fernando, Enes Kanter,

Time to get crazy! I hate this roster construction and am of the opinion that Brown and Tatum aren't the ideal fit. I have Boston choosing Tatum over Brown in the long run (I personally like Brown more, but most would want Tatum). Some of the younger pieces with talent and potential stay like Timelord, Grant, and Pritchard, as well as some pieces that are extremely good in what they do in Horford, Smart, and Schroder. Finding better fits around them and focusing on playmaking being the priority would make this tea much better. They move on from Brown in this case to try a different fit from a high caliber player, and Richardson fits the Smart role, and I don't think he would be utilized very well on this roster with Smart already doing what he would be doing, but worse at this point.

Brooklyn Nets

Lock in: Kevin Durant, James Harden, Joe Harris, Bruce Brown, Patty Mills, LaMarcus Aldridge, Blake Griffin, Paul Millsap, Cameron Thomas, Jevon Carter

Move on:

Uncertain: Kyrie Irving, DeAndre Bembrey, David Duke Jr., Kessler Edwards, James Johnson, Nicholas Claxton, Day'Ron Sharpe

Nothing wild here for the most part. The Nets have a solid team, the only issue is a

FiveThirtyEight has a player projection model they use to decide how good a player might be. Using the rosters listed from each team on ESPN (which may not be completely up-to-date), I wrote down what it had to say about each prospect .

Atlanta Hawks

• Trae Young - Future All-Star
• Bogdan Bogdanovic - Borderline All-Star
• Clint Capela - Borderline All-Star
• John Collins - Up-and-Comer
• Kevin Huerter - Up-and-Comer
• Delon Wright - Key Role Player
• Danilo Gallinari - Rotation Player
• Gorgui Dieng - Rotation Player
• De'Andre Hunter - Rotation Player
• Skylar Mays - Rotation Player
• Onyeka Okongwu - Rotation Player
• Cam Reddish - Rotation Player
• Lou Williams - Offensive Specialist
• Solomon Hill - Scrub
• Brandon Goodwin - Scrub
• Jalen Johnson - Good Prospect
• Sharife Cooper - Good Prospect
• A.J. Lawson - Marginal Prospect

Boston Celtics

• Jayson Tatum - All-Star
• Jaylen Brown - Borderline All-Star
• Marcus Smart - Borderline All-Star
• Dennis Schroder - Average Starter
• Al Horford - Key Role Player
• Josh Richardson - Rotation Player
• Jabari Parker - Rotation Player
• Aaron Nesmith - Rotation Player
• Enes Kanter - Rotation Player
• Romeo Langford - Rotation Player
• Payton Pritchard - Rotation Player
• Robert Williams III - Rotation Player
• Grant Williams - Defensive Specialist
• Luke Kornet - Defensive Specialist
• Juancho Hernangomez - Scrub
• Bruno Fernando - Project
• Juwan Morgan - Project
• Juhann Begarin - OK Prospect
• Sam Hauser - Marginal Prospect

Brooklyn Nets

• James Harden - MVP Candidate
• Kevin Durant - Borderline All-Star
• Kyrie Irving - Borderline All-Star
• Nicolas Claxton - Up-and-Comer
• Joe Harris - Average Starter
• Patty Mills - Rotation Player
• Blake Griffin - Rotation Player
• DeAndre' Bembry - Rotation Player
• Bruce Brown - Rotation Player
• Jevon Carter - Rotation Player
• Timothe Luwawu‑Cabarrot - Rotation Player
• Paul Millsap - Scrappy Veteran
• LaMarcus Aldridge - Way Past His Prime
• James Johnson - Scrub
• Tyler Johnson - Scrub
• Mike James - Scrub
• Sekou Doumbouya - Project
• Reggie Perry - Project
• Day'Ron Sharpe - Good Prospect
• Kessler Edwards - OK Prospect
• David Duke Jr - Marginal Prospect
• RaiQuan Gray - Marginal Prospect
• Marcus Zegarowski - Marginal Prospect

Charlotte Hornets

• LaMelo Ball - Future All-Star
• Miles Bridges - Average Starter
• Terry Rozier - Average Starter
• P.J. Washington - Average Starter
• Gordon Hayward - Rotation Player
• Kelly Oubre Jr. - Rot

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Hi guys, I'm from Australia where we have a State of Origin competition for rugby league and formerly our own code of football. Basically, you represent the state where you played junior footy and I've made an NBA version for the last couple of years, so here's my latest edition.

Players represent their 'state of origin', and I have used the state they played high school ball in to decide which state they represent. I am mindful of prep and boarding schools so I have used common sense; for example D'Angelo Russell grew up in Kentucky, spent 1 year at a Kentucky high school and then 3 at the Montverde Academy in Florida, he would play for Kentucky in this scenario.

I also decided to include Canada as well. Here's all 50 states + Canada ranked with their teams:

#51 to 43: Hawaii, Idaho, Maine, Montana, New Mexico, North Dakota, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont

No NBA representation

#42. Alaska

Starting 5: blank, blank, blank, JT Thor, blank

#41. Wyoming

Starting 5: blank, blank, blank, James Johnson, blank

#40. Nebraska

Starting 5: blank, Khyri Thomas, blank, blank, Justin Patton

#39. West Virginia

Starting 5: blank, blank, blank, Patrick Patterson, Gorgui Dieng

#38. Utah

Starting 5: Sam Merrill, Frank Jackson, blank, blank, Eric Mika

#37. Delaware

Starting 5: Nah'Shon Hyland, Donte DiVincenzo, blank, blank, blank

#36. New Hampshire

Starting 5: blank, Terrance Mann, Wenyen Gabriel, Georges Niang, blank

#35. Nevada

Starting 5: Nigel Williams-Goss, Gary Payton II, Troy Brown, Tyler Bey, Zach Collins

6th Man: Jonah Bolden

#34. Colorado

Starting 5: Reggie Jackson, Derrick White, blank, blank, blank

#33. Iowa

Starting 5: blank, Joe Wieskamp, Harrison Barnes, Doug McDermott, blank

6th Man: Jarrod Uthoff

#32. Kansas

Starting 5: blank, Buddy Hield, Semi Ojeleye, Dean Wade, Willie Cauley-Stein

6th Man: Bol Bol

Bench: Jeremiah Robinson-Earl

#31. Oregon

Starting 5: Mike James, Payton Pritchard, Terrence Ross, Kevin Love, Drew Eubanks

#30. Alabama

Starting 5: Kira Lewis Jr, Eric Bledsoe, Herbert Jones, JaMychal Green, DeMarcus Cousins

6th Man: DeMarre Carroll

Bench: Donta Hall, Levi Randolph, Josh Magette

#29. Arkansas

Starting 5: Malik Monk, Isaiah Joe, Moses Moody, Bobby Portis, Daniel Gafford

6th Man: Daryl Macon

Bench: Dusty Hannahs, Keljin Blevins

#28. Minnesota

Starting 5: Jalen Suggs, Gary Trent Jr, Amir Coffey, Zeke Nnaji, Mike Muscala

6th Man: Tyus Jones

Bench: Daniel Oturu, Tre Jone

I posted my NBA Award Predictions site here late last season and have updated all the ML models to include last years data. It just uses individual and team level stats, nothing more advanced.

It updates automatically every night, so I thought I'd post the current contender so far after ~4 games. Obviously won't be accurate due to small sample size, but interesting to see who's in the hunt early.

MVP

1. Steph Curry
2. Julius Randle
3. Ja Morant
4. Trae Young
5. KAT

ROY

1. Evan Mobley
2. Scottie Barnes
3. Chris Duarte

DPOY

(Not particularly accurate, win % is a very important feature)

1. Nikola Vucevic
2. Lonzo Ball
3. Julius Randle
4. Jimmy Butler

6MOY

1. Tyler Herro
2. Damion Lee
3. Derrick Rose
4. Cam Reddish
5. Lonnie Walker

MIP

(Going to list Top 12, some fun names here to watch!)

1. Miles Bridges
2. AD
3. Ja Morant
4. LaMelo Ball
5. Harrison Barnes
6. Ricky Rubio
7. Nickeil Alexander-Walker
8. Malcom Brogdon
9. Desmond Bane
10. Tyler Herro
11. Mo Bamba
12. Jakob Poeltl

All-NBA 1st Team

• Steph Curry
• Ja Morant
• Julius Randle
• Jimmy Butler
• KAT

All-NBA 2nd Team

• Zach LaVine
• Miles Bridges
• Giannis
• Domantas Sabonis
• Nikola Jokic

All-NBA 3rd Team

• Trae Young
• DeMar DeRozan
• AD
• Paul George
• Rudy Gobert

All-Rookie 1st Team

• Evan Mobley
• Scottie Barnes
• Chris Duarte
• Franz Wagner
• Jalen Green

All-Rookie 2nd Team

• Jalen Suggs
• Josh Giddey
• Alperen Sengun
• Davion Mitchell
• Jeremiah Robinson-Earl

West All Stars

• KAT
• Paul George
• Nikola Jokic
• Steph Curry
• Ja Morant
• Anthony Edwards
• Donovan Mitchell
• Luka Doncic
• CJ McCollum
• Jaren Jackson
• AD
• Steven Adams

East All Stars

• Julius Randle
• Jaylen Brown
• Giannis
• Zach Lavine
• Trae Young
• Jayson Tatum
• Miles Bridges
• Malcom Brogdon
• DeMar DeRozan
• Bradley Beal
• Tyler Herro
• Domantas Sabonis

Let me know if you have any questions.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Eastern Conference

Atlanta Hawks (2-2)

• Trae Young: 20.5 PPG, 1.5 REB, 9.0 AST, 1.0 STL
• John Collins: 14.2 PPG, 10.0 REB, 1.2 AST, 1.2 STL
• De'Andre Hunter: 13.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.5 AST
• Danilo Gallinari: 12.5 PPG, 6.0 REB, 1.0 AST
• Kevin Huerter: 12.3 PPG, 3.0 REB, 2.3 AST
• Cam Reddish: 11.5 PPG, 2.0 REB, 2.2 STL
• Bogdan Bogdanovic: 11.3 PPG, 2.7 REB, 3.0 AST, 1.7 STL
• Lou Williams: 10.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 1.0 AST, 1.0 STL
• Clint Capela: 10.0 PPG, 10.0 REB
• AJ Lawson: 8.0 PPG, 2.0 REB
• Gorgui Dieng: 5.8 PPG, 5.5 REB, 2.2 AST, 1.0 STL
• Sharife Cooper: 5.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.8 AST, 1.0 STL
• Delon Wright: 4.0 PPG, 1.3 REB, 3.3 AST
• Skylar Mays: 3.5 PPG, 1.2 REB, 1.0 AST
• Jahlil Okafor: 3.0 PPG, 2.0 REB, 1.5 AST
• Jalen Johnson: 2.8 PPG, 2.8 REB, 1.0 AST
• Solomon Hill: 2.3 PPG, 3.3 REB, 2.3 AST
• Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot: 2.0 PPG, 1.0 REB, 1.0 AST
• Johnny Hamilton: 1.0 PPG, 2.2 REB

Boston Celtics (2-2)

• Jaylen Brown: 25.0 PPG, 4.0 REB, 3.0 AST, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Jayson Tatum: 20.3 PPG, 8.7 REB, 3.3 AST, 1.7 STL
• Romeo Langford: 12.5 PPG, 2.5 REB
• Aaron Nesmith: 10.8 PPG, 2.2 REB, 1.2 AST
• Al Horford: 10.5 PPG, 5.0 REB, 1.0 AST, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Payton Pritchard: 10.0 PPG, 3.7 REB, 4.0 AST
• Dennis Schroder: 9.5 PPG, 3.5 REB, 5.0 AST, 2.5 STL
• Theo Pinson: 8.0 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.5 AST
• Josh Richardson: 7.0 PPG, 2.3 REB, 1.7 AST, 1.0 STL
• Jabari Parker: 7.0 PPG, 1.3 REB, 1.3 AST, 1.3 STL
• Marcus Smart: 6.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 4.5 AST
• Garrison Mathews: 6.0 PPG, 2.0 REB
• Grant Williams: 5.8 PPG, 3.8 REB, 1.8 AST, 1.2 STL
• Sam Hauser: 4.3 PPG, 1.0 REB
• Robert Williams III: 3.7 PPG, 5.7 REB, 1.3 AST, 2.0 BLK
• Enes Kanter: 3.5 PPG, 5.5 REB
• Juancho Hernangomez: 3.5 PPG, 2.8 REB, 1.0 AST
• Bruno Fernando: 2.0 PPG, 1.7 REB, 1.0 BLK
• Ryan Archidiacono: 0.0 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.5 AST
• Juwan Morgan: 0.0 PPG, 1.0 REB

Brooklyn Nets (3-1)

• Kevin Durant: 20.0 PPG, 6.7 REB, 1.7 AST
• Joe Harris: 13.7 PPG, 2.7 REB, 1.7 AST
• James Harden: 11.7 PPG, 3.7 REB, 7.3 AST
• LaMarcus Aldridge: 11.3 PPG, 3.7 REB, 2.0 AST, 1.0 STL
• Sekou Doumbouya: 11.0 PPG, 4.0 REB, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Jevon Carter: 10.8 PPG, 1.5 REB, 1.2 AST
• Cam Thomas: 10.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 1.2 AST
• Paul Millsap: 8.7 PPG, 8.0 REB, 2.3 AST, 1.3 STL, 1.0 BLK
• James Johnson: 8.5 PPG, 1.5 REB, 1.5 AST, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Day'Ron Sharpe: 7.5 PPG, 3.5 REB, 1.0 STL
• Devontae Cacok: 7.5 PPG, 1.5 REB, 1.0 AST
• DeAndre Bembry: 6.3 PPG, 4.0 REB, 1.3 AST, 1.7 STL
• Nicolas Cl

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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