Video lecture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVwcBGzQcT8
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Chris Crawford (Balance of Power, Siboot) has released a narrated version of his 2015 ICIDS Copenhagen lecture on YouTube. In it he talks about the two cultures problem as it applies to video games: the disconnect between the technological and the artistic in game development and why the artistic is neglected. He identifies five challenges that must be overcome to create stories that are actually interactive instead of marrying interactive bits to a fundamentally noninteractive story. At the end he talks about his engine for interactive storytelling and why he intends to release it as open source.
If you know Chris Crawford's work you'll find that he retreads a lot of familiar ground here, but in a condensed and rather entertaining form. If you're not familiar with his work, I think this is a good introduction. I especially liked the comment about the difference between the technologist's concept of a location and the artist's concept of a stage and the "spacial obsession" of game developers.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
He lost May
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Put it on my bill
The visuals of the eruption were stunning. Hopefully the higher ground was made available. The people will need aid and supplies, most likely money, they'll let us know. It will be interesting to see who respects sovereignty and who may offer aid with strings attached. Planes & ships of supplies are heading there.
When Tarawera erupted it ruined mara and ability to grow for a long while. The casualties, on top of the recent backstabbing, murderous invasions and land thieving by British & their Christian Kupapa race traitors, was capitalised on further by Pakeha. Pushing Hapu further in to the margins. You'd barely know how those farmers got there by the way Pakeha history has written and pathed all over our real history with their myths. They're still at it, shipping in more colonials, feeling entitled to thieving Maori land in the name of the pakeha queen, while kupapa descendants fudge fanciful stories to hide their privileges built on everyone else's sacrifice. In Hawaii more commemorations of colonial occupation and theft, colonial Americans continue their attitude of racist entitlement and abuse during covid, reflected in their pisshead & pisstaking 'Tiki Bar' culture. In Tahiti & New Caledonia French colonials keep up their scummy racist games. In colonial Australia, America & Canada continued racist brutality and theft against tribes by 'private' & State opportunists.
https://twitter.com/NanaiaMahuta/status/1482823871372095488?cxt=HHwWgMDT2YydhpQpAAAA
>Our P3 Orion has been dispatched to Tonga to support the assessment of the extent of damage caused to Tongatapu and outer islands. This is a significant event and NZ📷 will do all it can to offer its support and assistance. Our thoughts and prayers are with the people of Tonga 📷
https://twitter.com/ConsulateKoT/status/1483384039826464768?cxt=HHwWgIC59Zj7hJYpAAAA
>FIRST OFFICIAL UPDATE FOLLOWING THE VOLCANIC ERUPTION FROM THE GOVERNMENT OF TONGA 📷
'All agriculture is ruined' - Tonga facing food shortage after tsunami impact
>Tonga's Speaker of the Hou
... keep reading on reddit ➡
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
