Rivers are so lazy...

They never get out of their beds.

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👤︎ u/JCraay
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Little story I remembered of my dad getting me good

I was about 9, local indoor water park had just opened and it had a wave machine! I was in the lazy river with my dad when the sirens came on to let people.know the wave machine is starting, I asked my dad what it was, he told me it means you have to wave and to make sure I was waving when we exited the river, I still look back on it now and think, "you dickhead"

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👤︎ u/glazbypsn
📅︎ Jun 17 2021
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