#Match Information:
Match: Villarreal vs Barcelona
Competition: La Liga
Date: Saturday, 27th of November 2021
Time: 21:00 CET / 15:00 EST - Convert to local time
Venue: Estadio de la Cerámica, Villarreal - 24890 capacity
Referee: César Soto Grado
#Lineups and Squads:
Barcelona - Official squad confirmed
GK: Ter Stegen, Neto, Arnau Tenas
DEF: Dest, Piqué, Araujo, Dani Alves, Lenglet, Alba, Sergi Roberto, Mingueza, Umtiti, Garcia
MID: Busquets, Riqui Puig, Coutinho, Pedri, F. De Jong, Nico, Gavi
ATT: Dembélé, Memphis, Ansu Fati, Demir, Braithwaite, L. De Jong, Agüero, Ez Abde, Akhomach
Unavailable: Sergi Roberto, Pedri, Ansu Fati, Braithwaite, Agüero (injured)
Not called: Dani Alves
Villarreal - Official squad to be confirmed
GK: Sergio Asenjo, Gerónimo Rulli, Filip Jörgensen
DEF: Mario Gaspar, Albiol, Pau Torres, Juan Foyth, Pervis Estupinan, Aïssa Mandi, Pedraza, Serge Aurier
MID: Dani Parejo, Étienne Capoue, Manu Morlanes, Iborra, Samuel Chukwueze, Manu Trigueros, Alberto Moreno, Francis Coquelin, Rubén Peña, Yeremi Santos, Moi Gómez, Nikita Iosifov
ATT: Gerard Moreno, Paco Alcácer, Arnaut Danjuma, Boulaye Dia, Raba, Nicolas Jackson
Unavailable: Gerard Moreno (injured)
Not called:
#Head-to-head:
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Last meeting: Villarreal 1:2 FC Barcelona
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Date: Sunday, 25th of April 2021, 16:15 CEST
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Competition: La Liga
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Threads: Pre-match thread | Match thread | Post-match thread
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Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKnJ0lwgY74
#Form guide:
Villarreal
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Form: [L] D W W L
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Goals scored: 4
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Goals conceded: 5
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Last match: Villarreal 0:2 Manchester United - Champions League
Barcelona
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Form: [D] W D W D
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Goals scored: 6
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Goals conceded: 4
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Last match: FC Barcelona 0:0 Benfica - Champions League
#Comments (Post-match thread):
Author: theboxv6 | Score: 357 pts |
... keep reading on reddit ➡Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
It really does, I swear!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
Nothing, it just waved
A happy Uncle.....
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
