Lash Out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tway_UX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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if you attack someone with eyelashes does it mean you lash out at them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/13434O
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Random story, this guy ran up and pulled my eye lashes right out.

I lashed out at him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherHairyApe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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LASHING OUT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keelzyy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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You know what I do when someone pulls on my eyelashes?

I lash out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmn2207
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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A husband and a wife got into a heated argument

Both of them are working, but the husband never did house chores and left it all to the wife. It's also the wife who dealt with everything about their children.

One day the wife can't take it anymore and lashed out.

Wife: "I'm tired with work too you know? Why don't you try putting yourself in my shoes?"

Husband: "I can't. Your shoes are too small."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerio13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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After an argument I apologized to my wife for giving her all the butterfly kisses.

I told her I was just lashing out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Why do eyelashes poke you in the eye?

Because they're lashing out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanosaurus03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Dadjoked my fiancΓ©e last night...

As she was doing her makeup in the car, she was looking around for something she lost.

Me: Did you lose your eyelash brush?

Her: Eyelash brush? That's not a thing.

Me: Sorry, eyelash comb.

Her: No! That's not a thing either!

Me: Hey now, there's no reason to lash out at me...

Her: glares

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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My wife came back from the beauty parlor...

My four-year-old son ran excitedly to the door to greet her. When she opened it, her appearance was startling. She looked like a goth. Her eyes were surrounded with jet-black make-up, with dramatic extra lashes drawn to the sides.

My son let out a shriek and rushed back into my arms for a hug. "What's on Mommy's eyes?" he asked tearfully.

I replied, "Ma scare ya?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fellow_hiccupper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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