My brother asked me to cater his wedding. He wants over 200 servings of roasted lamb chops.

Ain't nobody got thyme for that

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👤︎ u/riffdex
📅︎ Jun 18 2015
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First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:

Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?

Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?

oh wait.........

Credit goes to Matt from Studio C

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📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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If you ever fight a baby sheep

watch out for the lamb chop.

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👤︎ u/jcip07
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do you call a karate sheep?

A lamb chop.

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👤︎ u/ThunderSY
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