LL grammar Puns

A list of puns related to "LL grammar"

What do you call a pirate's grandmother?

Grammar

I'll be going now...

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👤︎ u/chaoscontrol71
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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Pulling up to Olive Garden last night with my Dad

"There's a lot of cars out here what if there's a wait?"

"I'll lift it" - my Dad

Edit: Grammar

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👤︎ u/zapcat16
📅︎ Apr 19 2017
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My 100 year old Great Grandfather told me this one... It's from another time.

Imagine a Maine accent, as a kid on a farm in 1924.

> As kids, they walked up to their mother and ask
"Mom, Is pig's sold?"
Their mother yells at them to correct their grammar.
"PIGS ARE SOLD!"

Commence giggling and running away as their mother realizes what they tricked her into saying.

(The joke is to say the mothers line quickly and drop the "D" like 'ole time Mainers do)
I'll never forget this joke. It's the only one he ever told me.

What was funny in the 1920's is completely different I guess.

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👤︎ u/DoctorMog
📅︎ May 04 2015
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Don't criticize my dad's grammar

He'll say without fail: "My grammar was a really nice lady, why would you say that about her?"

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👤︎ u/rasungod0
📅︎ May 22 2014
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