My friends are always saying itโ€™s fine to hug and kiss their kids...

But when I hug and kiss their kids itโ€™s suddenly a lawsuit.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/agfwouldbecool
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I miss my SO a lot. I end up kissing and hugging thin air and she says it makes me look ridiculous. How do I recalibrate my aim? (r/fifthworldproblems) reddit.com/r/fifthworldprโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheBadger40
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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My dad got the surgeon good today

Went in for surgery early this morning and the anesthesiologist came in to get me prepped for surgery.

Anesthesiologist: Alright we're ready for him now so time for goodbye hugs and kisses.

Dad: But we just met!

Laughs were had by all.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/davisfarb
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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I was helping my mom with some computer issues yesterday while she reminisced about our first computer.

My dad passed away in 2001. He was passionate about technology and into all things tech, my mom was telling me a story about the first computer he built and how he was so excited to have it back in the mid 90's.

"Your dad used to walk in the door and yell "Hi honey! I'm Home! Did you miss me?" while dropping his bags and taking off his shoes, I'd say hi back and ask him how his day was when he would smile and walk right past me to hug his computer and give it a little kiss, then turn to me and say "Oh hey honey" "

I busted up laughing, now knowing where I get my sense of humor.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pablodiner
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