Kidnapper, Puns

A list of puns related to "Kidnapper,"

What shoes do kidnappers wear?

White vans

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👤︎ u/khalizziebeth
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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What did the kidnapper say to his partner?

Hi-Jack

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👤︎ u/ziad4826
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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What did the salad say to the kidnapper?

Lettuce go

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👤︎ u/Sigge02
📅︎ May 11 2020
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How did the kidnapper guarantee that the tailor would make him a quilt?

He thread-end them

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👤︎ u/Aperio43
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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A month ago I was kidnapped because my husband is a wealthy landowner. It turns out, all the kidnappers wanted was one of his quarries. It's a very profitable quarry, to be sure, but still.

Now I know what it feels like to be taken for granite.

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👤︎ u/--Koko--
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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Kidnapper: We've kidnapped your son.

Dad: Please let me speak to him.

Kidnapper: He's here.

Dad: You left the fan on, again.

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👤︎ u/coolidiot2000
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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What’s a kidnapper’s favorite salad?

Seize Her Salad

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👤︎ u/blazinbluecolor
📅︎ May 20 2018
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When the kidnapper said he'd never let me get Stockholm syndrome, I knew we were going to be best friends.
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👤︎ u/NeverBob
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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How do we call someone who puts kids to sleep ?

Kidnapper

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👤︎ u/npyrovolakis
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Did you hear about the kid who's father was kidnapped in Iraq?

They bagged dad in Baghdad!

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Jan 28 2017
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What are a kidnappers favourite type of shoes?

White Vans.

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👤︎ u/EgonVector
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White Vans

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👤︎ u/no_smoke_fwm
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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What shoes do kidnappers where?

White vans

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👤︎ u/weneedmorememes
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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What Is a kidnappers favourite shoes

White vans

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👤︎ u/Eisenhower_is_dad
📅︎ May 21 2019
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What shoes do kidnappers wear?

White vans

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👤︎ u/Honeytoast123
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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What shoes do kidnappers wear?

White vans.

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👤︎ u/earth-not-flat-boi
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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