There's a kid sat on the floor under a table...

...in a lesson (I'm a teacher) and a kid at the front asks me:

"Sir, why is John on the floor?"

look over at John, lean in and put on my most helpful voice

"Oh, that's called gravity"

Walk away victorious.

(closure: he was getting something out of his bag)

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