Keys Hotels Puns

But I couldn't find it

Three guys walk into a pink hotel, they go threw a pink door, it's the pink reception desk and sign into the pink book. The lady dressed in pink walks them up the pink stairs, down a pink hall then gives them the pink keys to their pink rooms. They all walk into their pink room, put their suitcases down on the pink carpet, then place their clothes in a pink cupboard. They have a bath in their pink shower and dry themselves with the pink towels. They finally go to sleep in the pink beds. They wake in the morning and go downstairs to have breakfast. They have their pink bowls, pink cups and pink cutlery. When they are asked what they want for breakfast one man says he will have weatbix and the other two say they want cornflakes. Once they are finished their food, they pack their suitcases up and leave the pink hotel. The moral of this story is that two out of three people prefer cornflakes...

Just checked in at a hotel and checked in for my dad as well. Texted him to let him know our room numbers.

Me: "Got keys, we're in 115 and 113."

Dad: "Huh. That's odd."

Took me a sec...

Why should you always take a nerd to a hotel with you?

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So you always have a door-key