A list of puns related to "Keyed In"
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.
So we had this issue yesterday where secure shell commands were failing from our newly enabled backup system to a downstream application.
I logged in manually using the correct credentials to confirm the keys were fine, but I noticed it was the first time in known hosts, so i typed βyesβ to put the entry in and figured that would fix it.
When the problem came back today, I was surprised at first, but then it hit me...
Same ssh -t different server...
Eh
Wooden start!
He made a fortune in Returns...
He was wearing khaki trousers
It's written in the key of B flat.
He wanted to try going on the key-toe diet
The judge dismissed it as hare say.
But I reply βNO I AM A CAPITALISTβ
It's true! Unless you swat them. Then they're flat.
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
BUMPβ¦
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home. The casket still bouncing quickly behind him.
Fasterβ¦
Fasterβ¦
FASTERβ¦
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
BUMPβ¦
He runs up to his door, fumbles with the keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.
Rushing up the stairs to his bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. His head is reeling. His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as the casket!
Andβ¦
The coffin stopsβ¦.
So I took off my pants, rolled them up and rubbed them on the car door. The car unlocked.
I'm so glad I was wearing my khaki trousers.
I went to the bank, trembling with anticipation, got access to the box, took it into the private viewing room. I opened the box and looked in, there was an envelope in side, when I opened it, a folded piece of paper fell out. I read it, and it said: "Good things are ahead for you. Your lucky numbers are 6, 10 and 13."
Of supplies
Me: Don't bring my ancestors into this.
You C# edges
He didn't have the right key and didn't know when to come in
There is this ding to tell me my keys are in the ignition still. I shut the door and the ding stops. But I turn on the car and it starts dinging again for my seatbelt notice.
Man, if it's not one ding it's another.
It made escargot.
He has the escape key in him.
he said his back locked up
So I'm on vacation with my SO. Wasn't much into drinking tonight so he went out to shoot some pool and have a few drinks.
Comes home a few hours later, ask him how his night was.
"It was good, played two games against myself. No one wanted to play"
"Oh yeah, how'd that go?"
"Great! I won both games."
Did I mention that I'm pregnant? With twins?
Yep, this would be my boyfriend's first dad joke. As a dad. Too cute <3
Edit: autocorrect is my enemy.
"Alright, let's keep this low-key and say this never happened."
Getting out of the car as we switch (we car pool) :
Wife : This is my key.
Me : Who's Mikey?
Wife : Rolls her eyes in pain.
But there where no employees in the shop. Arenβt they key workers?
So we asked a guy to take our picture in front of a sunset but it was still too bright to see our faces and such. In true dad fashion, he immediately put his sunglasses in front of the camera lens to try and counteract the problem at hand. This is the end result, http://i.imgur.com/C9InJ3C.jpg
In the gym today, guy is having to get his lock cut off because he lost his key. Joke around with guy for a bit because i have done the same.
As he is walking away....
Him: "you have a good day man"
Me: "you too, better lock next time"
I hear him groan, look to the guy next to me with a dumbass smile on my face and he rolled his eyes. Hahaha
These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.
Wooden start.
They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
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