Fenerbahce - Adana Demirspor
Super Lig - Matchday 20
FT: 90' Fenerbahce 1 - 2 Adana Demirspor
Match Info
Date: January 10, 2022
Time: 17:00 (UTC)
Venue: Ülker Stadyumu Fenerbahçe Şükrü Saracoğlu Spor Kompleksi
Referee: Halil Umut Meler, Turkey
Lineups
Fenerbahce - 4-1-4-1
Starting XI: Berke Özer, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Min-jae Kim, Attila Szalai, Filip Novák, José Sosa, İrfan Can Kahveci, Mert Hakan Yandaş, Miha Zajc, Dimitrios Pelkas, Enner Valencia
Subs: Osman Ertuğrul Çetin, Serdar Aziz, Marcel Tisserand, Muhammed Gümüşkaya, Ferdi Kadıoğlu, Max Meyer, Mesut Özil, Burak Kapacak, Diego Rossi, Serdar Dursun
Adana Demirspor - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Arijanet Murić, Jonas Svensson, Samet Akaydın, Tayyib Talha Sanuc, Kaan Kanak, Gökhan Inler, Benjamin Stambouli, Yunus Akgün, Younès Belhanda, Matías Vargas, Britt Assombalonga
Subs: Vedat Karakuş, Tarık Çamdal, Semih Güler, Izzet Celik, Babajide David Akintola, Birkir Bjarnason, Lucas Castro, Sinan Kurt, Metehan Mimaroğlu
Match Stats
| Fenerbahce | Adana Demirspor | |
|---|---|---|
| 3 | Shots On Goal | 5 |
| 2 | Shots Off Goal | 1 |
| 4 | Shots inside box | 3 |
| 2 | Shots outside box | 4 |
| 6 | Total Shots | 7 |
| 1 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
| 9 | Fouls | 8 |
| 3 | Corner Kicks | 1 |
| 0 | Offsides | 0 |
| 64% | Ball Possession | 36% |
| 0 | Yellow Cards | 2 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 4 | Goalkeeper Saves | 2 |
| 284 | Total Passes | 159 |
| 90% | Pass Accuracy | 85% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
27' Yellow Card for J. Svensson (Adana Demirspor)
29' Penalty scored by E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)
34' GOAL! Scored by G. İnler (Adana Demirspor)
40' Yellow Card for B. Stambouli (Adana Demirspor)
46' GOAL! Scored by Y. Belhanda (Adana Demirspor)
47' Yellow Card for M. Yandaş (Fenerbahce)
47' Yellow Card for Y. Belhanda (Adana Demirspor)
60' Substitution: M. Özil for D. Pelkas (Fenerbahce)
60' Substitution: S. Dursun for İ. Kahveci (Fenerbahce)
66' Substitution: D. Akintola for Y. Belhanda (Adana Demirspor)
66' Substitution: Birkir Bjarnason for M. Vargas (Adana Demirspor)
73' Substitution: F. Kadıoğlu for M. Yandaş (Fenerbahce)
79' Substitution: S. Kurt for B. Stambouli (Adana Demirspor)
84' Substitution: D. Rossi for F. Novák (Fenerbahce)
84' Substitution: M. Meyer for M. Zaj
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Fenerbahce - Adana Demirspor
Super Lig - Matchday 20
FT: 90' Fenerbahce 1 - 2 Adana Demirspor
Match Info
Date: January 10, 2022
Time: 17:00 (UTC)
Venue: Ülker Stadyumu Fenerbahçe Şükrü Saracoğlu Spor Kompleksi
Referee: Halil Umut Meler, Turkey
Lineups
Fenerbahce - 4-1-4-1
Starting XI: Berke Özer, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Min-jae Kim, Attila Szalai, Filip Novák, José Sosa, İrfan Can Kahveci, Mert Hakan Yandaş, Miha Zajc, Dimitrios Pelkas, Enner Valencia
Subs: Osman Ertuğrul Çetin, Serdar Aziz, Marcel Tisserand, Muhammed Gümüşkaya, Ferdi Kadıoğlu, Max Meyer, Mesut Özil, Burak Kapacak, Diego Rossi, Serdar Dursun
Adana Demirspor - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Arijanet Murić, Jonas Svensson, Samet Akaydın, Tayyib Talha Sanuc, Kaan Kanak, Gökhan Inler, Benjamin Stambouli, Yunus Akgün, Younès Belhanda, Matías Vargas, Britt Assombalonga
Subs: Vedat Karakuş, Tarık Çamdal, Semih Güler, Izzet Celik, Babajide David Akintola, Birkir Bjarnason, Lucas Castro, Sinan Kurt, Metehan Mimaroğlu
Match Stats
| Fenerbahce | Adana Demirspor | |
|---|---|---|
| 3 | Shots On Goal | 5 |
| 2 | Shots Off Goal | 1 |
| 4 | Shots inside box | 3 |
| 2 | Shots outside box | 4 |
| 6 | Total Shots | 7 |
| 1 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
| 9 | Fouls | 8 |
| 3 | Corner Kicks | 1 |
| 0 | Offsides | 0 |
| 64% | Ball Possession | 36% |
| 0 | Yellow Cards | 2 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 4 | Goalkeeper Saves | 2 |
| 284 | Total Passes | 159 |
| 90% | Pass Accuracy | 85% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
27' Yellow Card for J. Svensson (Adana Demirspor)
29' Penalty scored by E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)
34' GOAL! Scored by G. İnler (Adana Demirspor)
40' Yellow Card for B. Stambouli (Adana Demirspor)
46' GOAL! Scored by Y. Belhanda (Adana Demirspor)
47' Yellow Card for M. Yandaş (Fenerbahce)
47' Yellow Card for Y. Belhanda (Adana Demirspor)
60' Substitution: M. Özil for D. Pelkas (Fenerbahce)
60' Substitution: S. Dursun for İ. Kahveci (Fenerbahce)
66' Substitution: D. Akintola for Y. Belhanda (Adana Demirspor)
66' Substitution: Birkir Bjarnason for M. Vargas (Adana Demirspor)
73' Substitution: F. Kadıoğlu for M. Yandaş (Fenerbahce)
79' Substitution: S. Kurt for B. Stambouli (Adana Demirspor)
84' Substitution: D. Rossi for F. Novák (Fenerbahce)
84' Substitution: M. Meyer for M. Zaj
... keep reading on reddit ➡